Doc's day off!!!

[dray]

A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

 

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

 

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole,

How was your day?'

 

Ole told him that he took care of three patients.

 

 

 

 

'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

 

'Bravo, mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

 

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this, and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:

'HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'

 

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

J

'I put drops in her eyes!!