KarlS Posted March 4, 2011 #1 Posted March 4, 2011 A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to speak to her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said as she popped her eye back in place... 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she said. They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterward went to the theatre and later had drinks.. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened. After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Do you treat every guy you meet this way?' 'No,' she replied... 'You just happened to catch my eye...'
Mikealiasmike Posted March 4, 2011 #2 Posted March 4, 2011 groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn:clap2: actually didn't see that coming. Must be losing my touch. Thanks for sharing. God bless Mike
Marcarl Posted March 4, 2011 #3 Posted March 4, 2011 I know I must have that effect on a lot of women,,, guess they either don't have enough dough or the courage to offer to wine and dine me. Ya, that's got to be it!
etcswjoe Posted March 4, 2011 #4 Posted March 4, 2011 My Dad use to tell us he dated a girl with a glass eye and she always had an eye out for him.
Squidley Posted March 4, 2011 #5 Posted March 4, 2011 I know I must have that effect on a lot of women,,, guess they either don't have enough dough or the courage to offer to wine and dine me. Ya, that's got to be it! Carl....you just chase after them asking for a hug and then dont let go
mini-muffin Posted March 5, 2011 #6 Posted March 5, 2011 Carl....you just chase after them asking for a hug and then dont let go No Carl just hasn't found that girl with a glass eye yet. :rotf: Also he likes to get them up on tables and hug em. There's pics. Margaret
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