If Santa was Redneck

[E-Fishin-C]

If Santa was Redneck

He’d prob’ly still be kind

Though putting children on his knee

Would not be wise of mind

If Santa was Redneck

His way of spreading cheer

Wouldn’t be with gifts by sleigh

But by Chevy full of beer

If Santa was Redneck

The chimney he’d forego

And leave the beer out on the porch

Where the frigerator goes

If Santa was Redneck

No cookies would we leave

Just a can of Copenhagen

He could roll up in his sleeve

If Santa was Redneck

We’d know it when he came

The belching, scratching, passing gas

There’d be no one else to blame

If Santa was Redneck

Christmas day would be a blast

We’d all sit out upon the porch

And pass around the Pabst

:rotfl::rotfl:

[mini-muffin]

Very interesting Charlie. Are you bored?Has the snow already got you down? Looks like a long winter season has already started.

 

Here's a hug to help you along Charlie.

 

 

Margaret

[E-Fishin-C]

Very interesting Charlie. Are you bored?Has the snow already got you down? Looks like a long winter season has already started.

 

Here's a hug to help you along Charlie.

 

 

Margaret

 

It's COLD up here