mini-muffin Posted February 21, 2011 #26 Posted February 21, 2011 Black Owl said: Uhhhh? Game rule clarification. Is it okay to get it elsewhere if you "don't" mention getting it elsewhee???? :stirthepot: Sure you can do what you want. Just remember you may still lose the Venture the ability to use sex and possibly the ability to breathe if caught. :)This has been a public service announcement. :crackup::crackup: Margaret
Black Owl Posted February 21, 2011 #27 Posted February 21, 2011 mini-muffin said: Sure you can do what you want. Just remember you may still lose the Venture the ability to use sex and possibly the ability to breathe if caught. :)This has been a public service announcement. :crackup::crackup: Margaret Dang, and I thought those were just the result of the natural aging process.... :rotfl::rotfl:
mini-muffin Posted February 21, 2011 #28 Posted February 21, 2011 :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Sorry to hear that. Could it be just you though? Margaret
E-Fishin-C Posted February 21, 2011 Author #29 Posted February 21, 2011 Ruffy said: Pictures of sex??? I thought thats what National Geographic was for. At least thats what we thought about NG in 1st grade. Im sending each member here .....a year supply .....Of Victoria Secret 2011...... Swimsuits Edition
mini-muffin Posted February 21, 2011 #30 Posted February 21, 2011 What do I need with Victoria's secret? I get Fredericks. Margaret
Yammer Dan Posted February 21, 2011 #31 Posted February 21, 2011 I'm going back to my corner. I was told I couldn't even think about it!! How do they know what you are thinking???
mini-muffin Posted February 21, 2011 #32 Posted February 21, 2011 You must show some sort of visible sign of what you're thinking about. Margaret
Black Owl Posted February 21, 2011 #33 Posted February 21, 2011 mini-muffin said: What do I need with Victoria's secret? I get Fredericks. Margaret I ain't never going back to Victorias. Last Christmas I got a card for a free set of undies. When I went in to get them, they said they didn't carry anything like that in my size.
wes0778 Posted February 21, 2011 #34 Posted February 21, 2011 Black Owl said: I ain't never going back to Victorias. Last Christmas I got a card for a free set of undies. When I went in to get them, they said they didn't carry anything like that in my size. Maybe my buddy Murray can help ya with the sizes...
mini-muffin Posted February 21, 2011 #35 Posted February 21, 2011 Wow I don't know if we can fix all your problems on here Owl. Seems like that would be a full time job for an entire group of folks. Margaret
Black Owl Posted February 21, 2011 #36 Posted February 21, 2011 wes0778 said: Maybe my buddy Murray can help ya with the sizes... :rotfl:The size it about right, but the design is all wrong... if you know what I mean
saddlebum Posted February 21, 2011 #37 Posted February 21, 2011 mini-muffin said: Well heck I thought you all paid for it before you got it, so you could get it. Now I'm all confused. Margaret Its easy. the difference between hooker sex and marital sex is one you pay to go away when its over the other you pay to stick around. At least thats the way I explained it to my wife By the way did I mention Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 AM to 8 PM
Yammer Dan Posted February 21, 2011 #38 Posted February 21, 2011 I don't try to explain nothing!! She knows what I'm thinking anyway!!
1joeranger Posted February 22, 2011 #39 Posted February 22, 2011 Couple at Lowe's last night looking at faucets! The man complains to his wife that she is taking to long looking! He was actually a little overboard with his comments. She coolly looked at me and said "What is your most expensive faucet on the floor?! I love married folk! I don't think billboard diagrams, pictures, or embossed, ten commandment style directions would have helped this man get laid!!!
Rocket Posted February 22, 2011 #40 Posted February 22, 2011 wes0778 said: Maybe my buddy Murray can help ya with the sizes... Black Owl said: :rotfl:The size it about right, but the design is all wrong... if you know what I mean Actually it looks a bit small for you, but would make a great windshield cover....
mini-muffin Posted February 22, 2011 #41 Posted February 22, 2011 Kinda like this windshield cover? These are multipurpose as well. Margaret
Squidley Posted February 22, 2011 #42 Posted February 22, 2011 E-Fishin-C said: ( Oh By the Way I have no problem with the word Sex) as long it gets Freebird and His Moderators Riled Up I figured it was just your meds again
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