BEER30 Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 A son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
SilvrT Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 There are some thing a man just does not say either in front of a woman or on an open, on-line forum ..... and that has to be at the TOP of the list!!
warriorhoneybee Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 good one beer30!! you might need more than that little stool come on.
Aimhigh Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 There are some thing a man just does not say either in front of a woman or on an open, on-line forum ..... and that has to be at the TOP of the list!! I gotta believe you are going to be in soooooo very much trouble!!!!
PBJ Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 i started reading that to the lady friend and when I got done I couldn't read the final line out loud.i had to let her read it for herself.
Eck Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 Gene, That large lump on the side of your mouth just might not be tobacco come morning.... Becky...he aint right...but I'm sure you already know that...
mini-muffin Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Well young boys do just fine being raised without a father. :rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf: As for Beer what can we say. Not much. He is what he is. Margaret
Yammer Dan Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 A son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 'Son, all household appliances come in white.' :clap2:
mini-muffin Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Better hope the warden doesn't see this one Dan. Or you could end up looking like this and seeing Margaret
Yammer Dan Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Better hope the warden doesn't see this one Dan. Or you could end up looking like this and seeing Margaret She is sleeping! I ain't Stupid!!
mini-muffin Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 She'll get up sometime, then you gonna get it. Margaret
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