North Dakota Farmer

[dingy]

The North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate.

 

Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

 

Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand that’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

 

Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

 

Department of Labor employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.

 

Farmer: That would be me.

[1 Canuck]

LOL! I never saw that one coming!

[Marcarl]

Same goes for anybody running their own business, yep, and I wouldn't trade the work, the bourbon or the other part for anything else,,,,, just wish I could remember what the other thing was.

[mini-muffin]

Well if ya ask someone they may explain the other to you. That's just a maybe depends on who ya ask. :whistling:Cause some others may not know either. :crackup:

 

Margaret

[Aimhigh]

And RIGHT ON!

[Marcarl]

Well if ya ask someone they may explain the other to you. That's just a maybe depends on who ya ask. :whistling:Cause some others may not know either. :crackup:

 

Margaret

Ya! not much sense in asking you then, is there?

[Yammer Dan]

Ya! not much sense in asking you then, is there?

 

 

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