Another Texas Tale

[Snaggletooth]

I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River

this morning. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns

and bombs he was carrying.Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs

that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

 

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in

distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland

Security.

 

It is now after noon, both have drowned, and neither authority has

responded.

 

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.

 

[ashley9187]

 

Rick A.

[Kirby]

I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River

this morning. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns

and bombs he was carrying.Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs

that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

 

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in

distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland

Security.

It is now after noon, both have drowned, and neither authority has

responded.

 

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.

 

 

 

 

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[AKRefugee]

It is nice to see that there are still citizens who are conscious of their civic responsibilities to keep the authorities properly informed when observing law breaking activities.