Getting old

[Venturous Randy]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old.

 

Well . . . You'll love this one.

 

 

My name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

 

 

I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

 

 

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

 

 

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

 

 

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

 

 

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school ...

 

 

'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

 

 

When did you graduate?' i asked.

 

He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

 

 

you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

 

 

He looked at me closely.

 

 

Then, that ugly,

 

 

old,

 

 

bald,

 

 

wrinkled faced,

 

 

fat-a$$ed,

 

 

gray-haired,

 

decrepit

 

 

son-of-a-b***h

 

 

asked,

 

 

'what did you teach???

[SilvrT]

:rotf: :rotf: Love it!!!

[Yammer Dan]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Grandpagak]

:thumbsup2:SORRY! but its o so true.. lots of times..:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: