6pak Posted February 5, 2011 Share #1 Posted February 5, 2011 A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was > looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not > far off he asked what she'd like to > have for her birthday. > > 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror . > > On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big > bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. > What a day! He p ut her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, > the Wall > of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. > > Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was > reeling and her stomach felt upside > down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy > Meal with extra fries and a > chocolate shake. > > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite > candy, > M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! > > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed > exhausted. > > > He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well > Dear, what was it like being six > again?' > > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. > > 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redneck Posted February 5, 2011 Share #2 Posted February 5, 2011 :rotf::rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panjandrum Posted February 5, 2011 Share #3 Posted February 5, 2011 I can see where he could easily get it wrong. This is a favourite poem of mine: Now We Are Six Author: A.A. Milne When I was one, I had just begun. When I was two, I was nearly new. When I was three, I was hardly me. When I was four, I was not much more. When I was five, I was just alive. But now I am six, I'm as clever as clever. So I think I'll be six now and forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted February 5, 2011 Share #4 Posted February 5, 2011 They always want the impossible!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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