Black Owl Posted February 4, 2011 #1 Posted February 4, 2011 Bubber and his lovely Missus had spent their entire lives living in North Branch, MN, and Bubber was tired to the winter snow and cold weather. So, after much thought and discussion they decide to move south to Minneapolis. Well, they picked the wrong winter to move south. The other morning they are up having their morning coffee when the radio announces the emergency snow route advisement. All vehicles are to be parked on the even side of the street to allow the snow plows to clear the streets. Being the good citizen that he is, Bubber gets bundled up and goes out to park his car on the even side of the street. It snows all night, and the next morning the radio announces that all vehicles are to be parked on the odd side of the street. So, Bubber heads out and parks his car on the odd side of the street. A few days later, they are again listening to the radio when the announcer starts to tell folks which side of the street they need to park on. Unfortunately, the power goes out before the announcer can tell them which side of the street to park on. Now Bubber is really confused and asks the Missus what she thinks he should do. She thinks about this for a few minutes. Then she reaches over, pats Bubber on the hand and says, "Honey, why don't you just leave the car in the garage today?"
Kregerdoodle Posted February 4, 2011 #2 Posted February 4, 2011 :rotfl: Bubber and his lovely Missus had spent their entire lives living in North Branch, MN, and Bubber was tired to the winter snow and cold weather. So, after much thought and discussion they decide to move south to Minneapolis. Well, they picked the wrong winter to move south. The other morning they are up having their morning coffee when the radio announces the emergency snow route advisement. All vehicles are to be parked on the even side of the street to allow the snow plows to clear the streets. Being the good citizen that he is, Bubber gets bundled up and goes out to park his car on the even side of the street. It snows all night, and the next morning the radio announces that all vehicles are to be parked on the odd side of the street. So, Bubber heads out and parks his car on the odd side of the street. A few days later, they are again listening to the radio when the announcer starts to tell folks which side of the street they need to park on. Unfortunately, the power goes out before the announcer can tell them which side of the street to park on. Now Bubber is really confused and asks the Missus what she thinks he should do. She thinks about this for a few minutes. Then she reaches over, pats Bubber on the hand and says, "Honey, why don't you just leave the car in the garage today?"
eagleeye Posted February 4, 2011 #3 Posted February 4, 2011 Owl, You outdid yourself this time. :rotf: You know him waaaaaaaaaaaay too well. :hihi: Steve
Yammer Dan Posted February 4, 2011 #4 Posted February 4, 2011 I wouldn't put up with the City telling me I had to take it out anyway!!!
Grandpagak Posted February 5, 2011 #6 Posted February 5, 2011 i could just picture luann just lettin him do it and laff in at him every time!!!lol:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::bang head:
Aussie Annie Posted February 5, 2011 #7 Posted February 5, 2011 Whacko!! is it pick on Bubber day today
Yammer Dan Posted February 5, 2011 #8 Posted February 5, 2011 You know how long it takes to start that Hardley every day to move it??
Scooter Bob Posted February 5, 2011 #9 Posted February 5, 2011 Owl, You outdid yourself this time. :rotf: You know him waaaaaaaaaaaay too well. :hihi: Steve Agreed!
Bubber Posted February 6, 2011 #10 Posted February 6, 2011 Hey ! Hey! Hey! LuAnn didn't let me park the car on the odd or even side....SHE was the one who told me to go do that, So it is all her fault... Ya her fault! :dancefool: So there. See ya try to live to the rules and this is what you get for your troubles.
Black Owl Posted February 6, 2011 Author #11 Posted February 6, 2011 Bubber, you might be able to get them folks back East to believe that load of hoss hockey, but for the rest of us that really know you, that ship has already sailed.... :rotfl:
oldgoat Posted February 6, 2011 #12 Posted February 6, 2011 confuse the plow driver park it on the side they tell you but face it in the wrong direction. makes the plow driver say i tould ya we plowed that side
stardbog Posted February 6, 2011 #13 Posted February 6, 2011 (edited) Hey Bubber, Move to Chicago, They gonna let you park car on Lake Shore Drive during a snow, and let you pickup later when is everything over.http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2011-02-02-Picture13.png Edited February 6, 2011 by stardbog
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