Hummingbird Posted February 2, 2011 #1 Posted February 2, 2011 A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Aimhigh Posted February 2, 2011 #2 Posted February 2, 2011 Did NOT see that coming...thanks for the great start to my day! (Yes that is sarcasm!!!)
Trader Posted February 2, 2011 #5 Posted February 2, 2011 Which raises the standard question for the detectives investigating the death....was it suicide or Murder?
chabicheka Posted February 2, 2011 #8 Posted February 2, 2011 so who jumped first? the harley rider or the guy dressed as a girl?
sgn Posted February 2, 2011 #9 Posted February 2, 2011 A girl was riding in her Mustang when she sees a Harley rider about to jump off a bridge so she stops. "What are you doing?" she asks. I'm going to commit a suicide," he says. While she did not want to appear insensitive, she didn't want to miss an opportunity she asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, he does. After he's finished, the girl says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a Harley rider......"
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