A Clever Flight Attendant

[paysaw]

A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Air New Zealand from Auckland to Sydney.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,

'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

 

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant

 

So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant,' If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

 

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

 

The boy said, "Yes, she did.

"Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Air New Zealand always pulls out on time. And ask her explain that to you."

[Mariner Fan]

Yikes!!!:crackup::crackup:

[Yammer Dan]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

 

What does that have to do with the price of beans in China??

[kbran]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

 

What does that have to do with the price of beans in China??

 

Dan, you need to ask tye warden that:whistling:

[Marcarl]

Air New Zealand must have a Dutch CEO,,,,,,,can't waste any money sitting on the tarmac.

 

Is that what she was talking about??

 

Or maybe it's got something to do with the flight attendant having only so much time and,,,,,, NO MORE!!!!

[KarlS]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

 

What does that have to do with the price of beans in China??

 

 

Haven't heard that since my Grandmother died over 30 years ago. WOW you are old.

[Yammer Dan]

My Grandmother made notes!!

[LilBeaver]

Air New Zealand must have a Dutch CEO,,,,,,,can't waste any money sitting on the tarmac.

 

Is that what she was talking about??

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My thoughts exactly.