The Marshal Posted January 27, 2011 #1 Posted January 27, 2011 A young woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier on the check out conveyor belt. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated to her, "You must be single." The young woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status... Curiosity getting the better of the woman, so she said, "Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
SilvrT Posted January 27, 2011 #2 Posted January 27, 2011 uhhhhhhhhh.... seems to me I hear that one before.... http://www.venturerider.org/forum/showthread.php?t=56176 but yours is funnier :sign20:
The Marshal Posted January 27, 2011 Author #3 Posted January 27, 2011 Doh! I thought I got it somewhere else. hahaha!
PBJ Posted January 28, 2011 #4 Posted January 28, 2011 Hey at least your aren't Gay!:rotfl::hihi::crackup:
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