6pak Posted January 27, 2011 #1 Posted January 27, 2011 I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
Yammer Dan Posted January 27, 2011 #2 Posted January 27, 2011 After a few wakeups in the hospital you learn better than this!!!
PBJ Posted January 27, 2011 #4 Posted January 27, 2011 HEY Dan give 6pak some credit , how many other guys do you know that come on here and tell every one he's GAY! "MR. RIGHT?!?":cool10:
PBJ Posted January 28, 2011 #7 Posted January 28, 2011 Hey did you ever here the one about the woman in the Supermarket?
SilvrT Posted January 28, 2011 #8 Posted January 28, 2011 Hey did you ever here the one about the woman in the Supermarket? uhhhhhhhhh .... I can't recall as I have... :rotf:
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