How to keep a woman happy

[rod]

How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!

 

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

 

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A cosmotologist

15. A dermatologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

 

45. Give her compliments regularly

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Not stress her out

50. Not look at other girls

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 

 

 

 

 

1. Leave him alone

Rod

[Brake Pad]

The further I ride away from home, The Better I feel. Next trip Cody WY.. yeah!!!

[GolfVenture]

The best answer I heard as to why that is, is that when God created man, man was given the responsibility to manage the Garden. So his being is activity oriented. When God Created Woman, she was immediately created into a relationship with the man. So she is constantly tring to establish a relationship with man. And you know the rest of the story. I've heard many sayings about this. The one that seems to work the best for me is " Happy Wife Happy Life."

[Sheradan]

The wife told me it was going to take one of these.

[PBJ]

Oh man somebody's in trouuuuubbbllleeeee!!!!!

[Chezley]

Oh man somebody's in trouuuuubbbllleeeee!!!!!

 

 

I reckon you're right.

 

Not even letting my wife read that !

Chezley

[Squeeze]

The wife told me it was going to take one of these.

 

 

good Choice !!! :happy34:

[capn eddie]

I think it's a trick question there is no way to keep them happy unless you have a money tree in the yard so they can do nonstop shopping. other than that your out of luck.

[CaptainJoe]

How to keep a woman happy?

How can you answer a question like that when this is a family oriented site?

[1 Canuck]

You forgot #1: A mind reader.

Now that's really scary!

[CaptainJoe]

[Guest RawHide]

I think it's a trick question there is no way to keep them happy unless you have a money tree in the yard so they can do nonstop shopping. other than that your out of luck.

 

Guys this thread is tell you what to do AMEN! No bending rules here except in BED!

[1 Canuck]

Guys this thread is tell you what to do AMEN! No bending rules here except in BED!

 

This list/thread could have been said with one word...whipped!

[skydoc_17]

So, It sounds like it would take an entire Troop of Boy Scouts to keep one woman happy!

Trustworthy,

Loyal

Helpful,

Friendly,

etc,etc,etc,

and maybe one or two Chippindale's for the weekends!

Earl:Laugh:

[Gamecock]

read it to my wife and finished off with "how to make a man happy"

 

she said "be naked with beer"

 

of course the answer, "Leave me alone"

 

 

love it!!!!:dancefool:

[CaptainJoe]

"how to make a women happy" You won't need any beer thats for sure!

Maybe wine though...

 

And a credit card without a limit?

Edited January 16, 2011 by CaptainJoe