She is loosing her mind

[saddlebum]

Yesterday my wife was rushing about packing away the tons of Christmas trinkets she puts up every year. After a while she sits down , looks at me and says she thinks she is loosing her mind.

To which I replied. Well honey it doesn't surprise me, afterall . . . . . . . You have been giving me a piece of it everyday for 32 years.

 

 

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[Hummingbird]

I suppose the good thing is you're not in a coma

[Marcarl]

When ever I give my wife a piece of my mind, she calls me empty headed,,,,, don't know why she would say that.

[SilvrT]

When ever I give my wife a piece of my mind, she calls me empty headed,,,,, don't know why she would say that.

 

All guys are "empty-headed" to some degree.... because we have a special place in our brain called the NOTHING BOX

 

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[Yammer Dan]

You heal up quick Ben!!

[Pegasus1300]

Boy you guys like to live dangerously

[Snaggletooth]

You guys got me to thinking......and it just dawned on me that I haven't been in an emergency room since my divorce.

 

They say married people live longer. Well..........maybe the woman does.

 

Guys, not so long.

 

It's talking to women that will kill ya. Questions like "do these pants make my butt look big?"

 

Well hun, the honest truth is the pants ain't got a dang thing to do with it!!!!

 

MEDIC!!!!!