One to fit a camel

[fishrepair]

Billy Bob was out behind the barn smoking a cigarette in the rain when his sister caught him. She said, Billy Bob how can you keep a cigarette lit while it's raining so hard? He said , I cut the end out of a condom and put it over my cigarette and it stays dry. She said , I'm going to have to try that. Next day she went to town and into the local drug store where she ask the elderly gray headed clerk for a pack of condoms. The clerk asked her what size she wanted to which she replied, I don't know I just want a condom for a camel. The clerk fainted.