The blind cowboy...

[coy55boy]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent....

 

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

 

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

 

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

 

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

 

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

 

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

 

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

 

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

 

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[Mel]

Makes me wonder if the old, blind cowboy was a blonde???

 

[Grandpagak]

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