What would you do?

[6pak]

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.

While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in

the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The

husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife

in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.

HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.

HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.

HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.

HE paid for our house at the lake.

HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks

over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?

The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his butt with that blanket before he catches

cold.'

[Yammer Dan]

Didn't see a bike listed in there. Shoot Him!!!

[GolfVenture]

First ask if he would spring for a new bike for around 20K.

[GolfVenture]

Heck, make it 40K and go for a BMW with all the bells and whistles.

[kevin-vic-b.c.]

 

Heck, make it 40K and go for a BMW with all the bells and whistles.

 

SAY WHAT ! My brother bought one of those! There is only one great thing about it.... all the loaner bikes I have been able to ride when the bmr was in the shop.

[Grandpagak]

Didn't see a bike listed in there. Shoot Him!!!

 

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Marcarl]

Doesn't he have another trip to go on,,,,, what's with his thinker,,,,, she'll wear him out in no time.