Little Firefighter

[dray]

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station,

when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon

with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose

tightly coiled in the middle.

 

The girl was wearing a

firefighter’s helmet.

 

The wagon was being pulled by

her dog and her cat.

 

The firefighter walked over to

take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the

firefighter said with admiration.

 

'Thanks,' the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied

The wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

 

 

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want

to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that

rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go

 

faster.

'

 

 

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but

 

then I wouldn't have a siren.'

[saddlebum]

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