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My friend was terribly overweight, so my doctor put him on this diet. He said, 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and then repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

 

When he returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

 

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

 

Yes he said...'I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead on the 3rd day on this diet."

 

"From the hunger", asked the doctor.

 

'No, from the skippin'. :crackup:

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