realy hit it big today

[oldgoat]

i was down at the casino. putting $20 in this machine and coins where comming out just as fast as i could hit the red button. man i was on a roll.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i looked up and saw it was a change machine.

 

its going to be a long winter

[bryan52577]

:rotfl: :rotfl: Now that's funny! ,,,,,,,,But it would also be the only way I could ever win,,,,, which makes me sad.

 

Bryan

[Hummingbird]

last time I went to a casino I put $100 in the card slot, got my credit went and cashed out when there was a bunch of people around. some of them actually thought I WON !

[Marcarl]

I figured out that (not that I'm that good at figuring, nor is my figure all that good,,, go figure) nothing but a bunch of losers go to casinos.

Got to be, if you do start winning, they kick you out.

[GolfVenture]

I only go to a casino about 2 or 3 times year and normally on vacations or special outings. I always look for the table game Ultimate Texas Hold Em. It plays kind of like Black Jack where you play against the Dealer. I was introducted to the game in Las Vegas about 3 years where I beat Vegas for $800.00 in about 2 hours. I was a total of $950.00 ahead any my stragedy is to keep pulling chips into my pocket as I win. After having won $950.00 I knew the cards would go cold so I said when I lose the $150.00 I will quit which I did loose eventially loose it and I did quit. I did not play the casino again until several months later at BC where I asked the casino if they would open this table game Ultimate Texas Hold Em, which they did. I was down about $50.00 when the cards got warmer and in about 45 minutes I was $65.00 ahead. It was tough winnings and not having alot of time I quit while I was ahead. My stradegy is to go in with about $200.00 that I'm willing to loose as intertainment. But I find that the cards will normally go cold then cycle to warm up then cold. When I'm about $50 or more ahead I then quite and leave. I did this 2 more times in the past 2 years. The key in casinos is to quit when you re ahead. Most all people do not know when to quit.

 

In this game The dealer or the house does not have a single advantage rule. The only rule is that the dealer must always stay in while you have the choice of folding, which I learned to rarely fold. The part of the bonues chip which is optional is where the house does have an advantage where it pays out on certain hands.

 

Prior to being introducing to this game I've probably lost in casinos bout 75% of the times.

[Snaggletooth]

It was a few years back when they first opened the Riverboat casino in Council Bluff, IA. when I decided to go over and take a look around. I was wandering around dropping quarters in the slots and chatting with a friend and we noticed a rukus in the hallway. People laughing and taking cash and running to get in line again.

 

Turned out of the ATM machine there was giving our $100 bills instead of the ususal $20's.

 

Pretty fun to watch. You slide your card, request $100.00 from your acount and it gave you five $100.00 bills. Some were loading up pretty good.

 

Pretty good odds in my book.

 

I don't remember seeing anybody running to tell the managment about the issue either. It took a long time before security came and shut down the ATM.

 

I had to bet that the poor fool that filled the ATM was working as a crossing guard by the next morning.