Welfare

[jburrell]

Welfare Check..........*

*A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.*

*He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just

HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."*

* The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We

just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in

his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.*

*"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. *

*This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job,

the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her

mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull****tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."*

[RandyR]

Good, that means the job is still vacant...

[Rocket]

Good, that means the job is still vacant...

 

I wonder, how my back will hold up to this job.

[SilvrT]

I wonder, how my back will hold up to this job.

 

 

you're worried about your BACK?????? ... at my age, I'd be more worried about something else being able to "hold up" :rotf:

[Rocket]

you're worried about your BACK?????? ... at my age, I'd be more worried about something else being able to "hold up" :rotf:

 

Just because, you are almost as old as Russ . It retired decades ago......

[Marcarl]

I would have to wait a few years,,, don't think I'm quite up to a 20 year old yet,,, but I'm working on it,,,, I'll keep practicing!

[Grandpagak]

WHERE DO I GO TO APPLY.. SHE, CAN DEAL WITH THE WIFE..