Halloween Nun.

[Nemo]

Cabbie picks up Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks why he is staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everythng. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well let's see what we can do about that: #!, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I am a Catholic!"

"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the Nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess: I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The Nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!"

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!