They call her The Crusher!

[Redneck]

Guess she got a set of those new cast iron implants.

[autopilot]

I can see it now......she gets mad at ya, breaks out the hardware and wham, bam...But, how would you go about explaining that to the doctor (or the cops) ?

 

"Your Honor, I was minding my own business, when I first saw her and I just blurted out that they should have separate zipcodes. I mean really, look at those things. They should be painted grey and have Goodyear stenciled on them. Anyway, then she ripped her shirt off and the next thing I remember is waking up in the ER with a concussion" The only other thing I remember is a vague recollection of her asking me to hold a beer can."

[Monty]

Anybody else got a sudden thirst for milk?

[Redneck]

Anybody else got a sudden thirst for milk?

[Drreb]

I can see it now......she gets mad at ya, breaks out the hardware and wham, bam...But, how would you go about explaining that to the doctor (or the cops) ?

 

"Your Honor, I was minding my own business, when I first saw her and I just blurted out that they should have separate zipcodes. I mean really, look at those things. They should be painted grey and have Goodyear stenciled on them. Anyway, then she ripped her shirt off and the next thing I remember is waking up in the ER with a concussion" The only other thing I remember is a vague recollection of her asking me to hold a beer can."

And you honor she ruined a perfectly good can of beer....

[Eugene]

Ahh - no big deal - when you've seen one, you seen them both....

[Dragonslayer]

There is actually a local legend stripper named Morgana, here in Atlanta at the Clairmont Lounge. (A must visit when in Atlanta) that crushes beer cans in her cleavage and has done so three shows a night for the past thirty years. She also does an act with a live full grown Boa Constrictor.

If I'm Lying I'm Dying.

[Yammer Dan]

Thats..... Thats..... never mind.

[Sleeperhawks Mechanic]

How do you get the idea in your head to take your boob and use it as a sledgehammer

 

 

She is Blond, enough said

[aharbi]

Thats..... Thats..... never mind.

 

Just plain gross...

[saddlebum]

How do you get the idea in your head to take your boob and use it as a sledgehammer

You mean to tell me cupcake that you haven't tried it:confused24:

[Mariner Fan]

I'm....speechless!

[Guest scarylarry]

There is actually a local legend stripper named Morgana, here in Atlanta at the Clairmont Lounge. (A must visit when in Atlanta) that crushes beer cans in her cleavage and has done so three shows a night for the past thirty years. She also does an act with a live full grown Boa Constrictor.

 

If I'm Lying I'm Dying.

 

 

I'll be there before dark :banana:

[Kregerdoodle]

You mean to tell me cupcake that you haven't tried it:confused24:

 

 

 

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Squidley]

You mean to tell me cupcake that you haven't tried it:confused24:

 

No....My boobs aren't big enough

[Flyinfool]

No....My boobs aren't big enough

 

YET.....

[Squidley]

YET.....

 

 

They'll never be that big Jeff, unless I get implants

[1 Canuck]

They must be all callused....ugh!!! Sorry

[Aussie Annie]

All I can say is: "Oooohhh, my aching back!"

 

[and.....she would never break her nose if she tripped over!!!]