Oil Crisis in Canada

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Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came

To have an oil shortage here in Canada .

 

Well, there's a very simple answer -

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

 

We just didn't know we were getting low.

 

The reason for this is purely geographical.

 

Our oil is located in:

 

ALBERTA

SASKATCHEWAN

BRITISH COLUMBIA

MANITOBA

COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK

COASTAL NEWFOUNDLAND

 

Our DIPSTICKS are located in OTTAWA

 

Any Questions ???

NO ?... Didn't think so.