Trip to Costco

[Guest Ken8143]

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *** and a car hit us both.

 

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

[Trader]

NOT NICE!!!!!!

 

I was reading this as an escape from boredom while I was talking to my sister in law and she was going on and on about her health problems again.

 

She was also telling me about her husbands mother who is not well with cancer.

 

Well just as she told me that her mother in law might not come home from the hospital I reached the punch line and broke out laughing!

 

So Now I'm sure she thinks I'm a real sensitive guy!

 

 

GREAT STORY!!!!

[mrich12000]

Pulled into a PetroCanada for a fill up on my BMW 75rt. After the fill, I went in to pay for my fuel purchase. The girl behind the counter took my cash and in the same move looked at me with her big blue eyes and said to me:"would you want a car wash?" Well I thought about that having on a full face Shoe helmet. Go figure I could put on raingear...

[SilvrT]

Pulled into a PetroCanada for a fill up on my BMW 75rt. After the fill, I went in to pay for my fuel purchase. The girl behind the counter took my cash and in the same move looked at me with her big blue eyes and said to me:"would you want a car wash?" Well I thought about that having on a full face Shoe helmet. Go figure I could put on raingear...

 

yep... I had that happen too ... they really do hire brainless people, don't they