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Just got this in an email tonite, I was wondering who was going to win all that money we all were supposed to get by forwarding all those emails, etc!

 

 

 

 

Identification Numbers

Batch number.....................YM 09102XN

Ref number.......................YM35447XN

Winning number...................YM09788

 

This is to inform you that you have won a prize of ?1,000,000.00 GBP{One

Million Great Britain Pounds} for the month of August 2010.YAHOO&MSN

MICROSOFT WINDOWS, collects all the email addresses of the people that are

active online.Among the millions thatsubscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail we only

select five people every year as our winners through electronic balloting

System without the winner applying,we congratulate you for being one of the

persons selected.

 

***PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM***

 

You are to contact your Claims Agent on or

before your date of Claim,Winners Shall be

paid in accordance with his/

her Settlement Centre.

 

CLAIMS REQUIREMENT

 

FULL NAME:......................

 

AGE:...................................

 

SEX:........................................

 

HOME ADDRESS:.....................

 

COUNTRY/STATE:...................

 

NATIONALITY:.........................

 

WINNING EMAIL:...................

 

PHONE :...................................

 

MOBILE:...................................

 

OCCUPATION:......................

 

You are requested to contact EVENTS AGENT MANAGER,send your winning

identification numbers,fill the claim information above and send it to them

atthis contact address below.

 

Mr. Thomas Lampard

Microsoft Promotion Award Team

Phone +447-044-725-617

E MAIL: y.msn15@yahoo.com.hk

 

Our special thanks and gratitude to Bill Gates and associates.Accept our

hearty congratulations once again.

 

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs Rose Dan

Head Of Council

Verifications Dept.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, for all of you who know me and the wife, make sure you checkout the name of the person who sent it!!

Posted

My answer to a Scam attempt!!

 

 

I recently received a "request" to help this poor individual in getting $26 million dollars out of his country. Here is the email I sent back to him.....Funny...he hasn't written me back yet!

 

Dear Dr. Ahmad Mohammed abdul,

I was so excited to get your letter and to know that you put so much trust in me. I will surely not let you down, especially after you have shown your good faith in this proposed transaction by transferring into my bank account in the USA the sum of $260,000.00 ( two hundred sixty thousand US dollars); this is only about 1% of the total sum you are offering me for my help, right? My business partners, Mr. Spock, Scotty, and Dr. McCoy have expressed great interest in this venture.

My bank is Kiss My A$$ Federal Credit Union. You don't need to know the account number; I told my bank to expect the money. They will know which account to put it in. I am already expecting a few hundred thousand dollars from many other persons like you, living on the African continent, who found my e-Mail address by chance and who, like you, are offering me hundreds of thousands even millions (!!!) of dollars just to help them with their financial predicament.

It is surprising how many people in Africa have so much "hidden" money. It really makes me wonder why our U S Congress and charities around the world send money to countries such as yours. Anyway, as soon as I am informed by my bank that the transfer of $260,000.00 is in place, I will get back to you we can work out the other details of your proposed transaction. Naturally, this has to be in strict compliance with all U.S. laws. I will have my lawyer, Perry Mason, draw up the paperwork for your approval. You can expect the forms to be delivered by Roy Rogers or The Cisco Kid by way of Pony Express.

 

Respectfully yours in anticipation,

Captain Kirk

Commander US Starship Enterprise

 

 

By The Way: I am forwarding a copy of your communication to:

 

 

United States Secret Service,

Financial Crimes Division,

419 Task Force, 950 H Street,

Washington, DC, 20001-4518, USA.

 

 

P.S If, as I suspect, you are using your Yahoo e-Mail or Hotmail privileges in an attempt to run a SCAM in the USA, I am asking Yahoo's and MSN's Abuse Service to remove you from their list of e-Mail subscribers. Yahoo and MSN do not tolerate this kind of thing.

Better luck next time !!!

 

 

 

Within 1 week I received over 100 requests for help! So in a way...it backfired!

Posted

I wish there was a virus we could attach to our return email that would shut down the entire African Continent web infrastructure..... Hey, they do it in the movies..... :)

Posted

This one must be real, I got it today. After all it came from the FBI.

Beneficiary

 

Tuesday, August 31, 2010 2:20 AM

 

From: "FBI Director Robert S.Mueller"

To: undisclosed-recipients

 

 

 

 

Attn: Beneficiary,

 

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have

thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network

System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be

Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza,

MrFrank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, kelvin Young of

HSBC,Ben of Fedex,Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Puppy Scammers are impostors

claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we

noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you

have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your

Contract/Inheritance Payment.

 

 

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and

they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment in

total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from

any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4,000 to $5,000

United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in

an ATM CARD.

 

 

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you

have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the

American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via

email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your

behalf which will cost you $110.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which

contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

 

 

CONTACT INFORMATION

NAME: Mike Williams

EMAIL:mikewilliams45@yahoo.cn

Telephone Number: +234-803-357-0260

 

 

You are adviced to contact Mr mike williams with the informations as stated

below:

 

 

Your full Name..

Your Address:..............

Home/Cell Phone:..............

Age

Current occupation:

 

 

So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations

which you'll use in making payment of $110.00 via Western Union Money Transfer

or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the

delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address

without any further delay.

 

 

We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD

CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation

and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.

 

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

 

 

FBI Director Robert S.Mueller III.

 

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to

Posted

HAHAHahah!!! The FBI director is advising you to give personal information to a Mike Williams over a Yahoo China email account! Brilliant!:thumbsup2:

Posted

scary thing is that this stuff actually works on some people...or they wouldn't keep trying!

 

It's a numbers game...send the email to 2 million accounts and maybe one fool will pop up and give up his bank info.:mo money::mo money::mo money:

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