Who's got the funniest one liner.......

[Flyinfool]

"When Heyden and I were laying out this park, we used these little homemade compasses".

 

FYI for those educated in the Milwaukee Public School System - F. V. Heyden surveyed Yellowstone that lead to President U.S. Grant to declare it the first National Park in 1872.

 

RR

 

For those educated in the Milwauke skool sistem Arizona does not share a border with Mexico.

[MasterGuns]

Found this pix in Condor's thread...and it's a great one. You've got Wild Hair on the left and Black Owl on the right. The hubby and I were lucky enough to be on this trip with these two "old farts" :bighug:last summer out at the Cody Roundup. When I saw this picture....all I could do was giggle.

So, give it your best shot....who's got the best one liner?

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

 

Man WH, this condom is way too big.

[Black Owl]

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

 

See man... I told yah I could get her phone number....

 

 

 

:dancefool:Well, if anyone had seen you two in action at breakfast every morning with every waitress in the place ....they'd know how true your statement is!

I've never seen 2 men over the age of say 40 () hit on so many women in such a short amount of time....and the ladies just crooned over you!!!

 

Well, it's not the age, it's the experience. And they weren't all old ladies either... Remeber South Africa???? and I got her E-mail address..

[sarges46]

"It's heads I tell ya...... heads! You gotta ride b***h for the next tank!"

[Black Owl]

"It's heads I tell ya...... heads! You gotta ride b***h for the next tank!"

 

Well, now that I've stopped laughing, I think we have a winner here.....

[Iowawegian]

"It's heads I tell ya...... heads! You gotta ride b***h for the next tank!"

 

 

 

:crackup::crackup::crackup:I'm just bustin a gut here laughing!

[Yammer Dan]

Found this pix in Condor's thread...and it's a great one. You've got Wild Hair on the left and Black Owl on the right. The hubby and I were lucky enough to be on this trip with these two "old farts" :bighug:last summer out at the Cody Roundup. When I saw this picture....all I could do was giggle.

So, give it your best shot....who's got the best one liner?

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

 

 

 

 

We could call Ventureriders.Org maybe they know where we are at!!!

[Black Owl]

:crackup::crackup::crackup:I'm just bustin a gut here laughing!

 

See what you're going to miss by going to the family wedding?

[BigBoyinMS]

Found this pix in Condor's thread...and it's a great one. You've got Wild Hair on the left and Black Owl on the right. The hubby and I were lucky enough to be on this trip with these two "old farts" :bighug:last summer out at the Cody Roundup. When I saw this picture....all I could do was giggle.

So, give it your best shot....who's got the best one liner?

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

 

BO: "See all the little bells mixed in there? Hikers are told to wear bells to warn the bears away. That's how you can tell this is bear poo."

[Trader]

See? This is the special compass I use when Rudolf's nose burns out.

[BradT]

 

See man... I told yah I could get her phone number....

 

Mr. Owl: "Now if I could only remember what to do, when we meet".

 

Lowel: "Done ask me, I furgot alongg time hago"

 

[Drreb]

You ever seen a nose hair this long?

[Monty]

"OK OK, I'll share my 'cupcake' with ya!"

[Yama Mama]

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20%28Medium%29.JPG

Lowell the GPS says we will be in Yellowstone in 2 hours!

Yama Mama:crackup:

[friesman]

"Mabbe if we stand out here long enuff the Yogi and Boo Boo will come along and autograph this paper for us."

[dray]

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

 

 

Your ponytail's to tight I told you that was West

[Kregerdoodle]

You taste it.......na...I`m not gonna taste ithttp://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

[Drreb]

Bear poo, here you taste it and see....

[dunvilsteev]

Man WH, this condom is way too big.

 

 

WINNER !!! WINNER !!!!

 

Hand out the prize right now ....... LMAO!!!!

[gibvel]

Hand out the prize right now ....... LMAO!!!!

 

Prize??? There's a prize? I don't think she mentioned anything about a prize.

[Condor]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy164/human4m/Misc%20stuff/NoBears.jpg

 

LOOK IT SAYS RIGHT HERE.... IF IT JINGLES AND SMELLS LIKE PEPPER SPRAY.....

[T.J.]

Found this pix in Condor's thread...and it's a great one. You've got Wild Hair on the left and Black Owl on the right. The hubby and I were lucky enough to be on this trip with these two "old farts" :bighug:last summer out at the Cody Roundup. When I saw this picture....all I could do was giggle.

So, give it your best shot....who's got the best one liner?

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

 

I'll call the wife, Wild Hair, and see if she knows where we left our bikes. I sure hope she knows, Black Owl. Wives know everything, Wild Hair!

[Marcarl]

Found this pix in Condor's thread...and it's a great one. You've got Wild Hair on the left and Black Owl on the right. The hubby and I were lucky enough to be on this trip with these two "old farts" :bighug:last summer out at the Cody Roundup. When I saw this picture....all I could do was giggle.

So, give it your best shot....who's got the best one liner?

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20%28Medium%29.JPG

You know somethin',,,,,,, we're stuck,,,,we can't get there from here!!!!!!!!!

[ctraylor]

Are you sure about this one man? Here you better use a condom......

[Black Owl]

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

Are you sure we had the bikes when we got here this morning?....