Time for another BBQ

[Sailor]

The darn Bambi's are getting downright pushy. Yesterday Janet came home and one was lying down in her carport. It was nice and comfy and refused to move. I went out and explained that the weekend before we had BBQed one of his mates. He was not impressed. When I turned around I saw another one curled up in my carport next to the Merc. Have to get out the apple and the hammer.

[Monty]

Hey, "delivery" is better than takeout anyday. Saves gas.

[painterman67]

If you werent so far away i'd drive over and show you how to handle that problem redneck style. First load pistol and then close garage door. Second call the neighbors and tell them to ignore the bigbang theory and the rest is not needed to be explained.

 

 

 

David

[SilvrT]

Where Bambi goes.... nuthin grows.

[Sailor]

Hold out apple, when deer reaches for it, whack him on the head with the hammer. Quiet and cheap. Saltspring style.

[N3FOL]

:stickinouttounge:I was just thinking if one has access to a tranquilizer dart gun. That would be my choice of attack then party at night.