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well they sprung me im home.

someone done a big cleaning here in the apartment?

was lucky to find the computer. now i might be like some other guys on here but some women should never move a mans junk. i know its there been there for maybe 3 years but someday im going to move it or use it? but daughter,Dianne ,sister, gave the place a good cleaning. but i cant find the tv remote? me thinks they want me to get up and change the station every minute? ha ha fooled them. taped a heavy straw to the cane can now push the up and down button on the tv:big-grin-emoticon: from where im at. and there just aint something right about carpet on a toilet? you lift the seat and that damn carpet makes it slam back down. now i aint no fireman but i dont want my hose kinked. if ya know what i mean? well every one i cant tell you how much i owe all of you for your help. prayers donations. phone call to check up on me ect ect.

now i know Boomer was looking for women? but hey i know where a big nurse is. gives nice back rubs. but could use a shave now and then? name is francis? owns a harley though has a rough voice. drinks jack daniels. sponge baths are up to you Boomer if your interested.:big-grin-emoticon: well i better go for now limited to how much time i can sit here. BIG BIG THANKS TO ALL OF YOU

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now i know Boomer was looking for women? but hey i know where a big nurse is. gives nice back rubs. but could use a shave now and then? name is francis? owns a harley though has a rough voice. drinks jack daniels.

 

Heck man, the way you describe her she's starting to sound pretty good.......:smile5:

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Heck man, the way you describe her she's starting to sound pretty good.......:smile5:

 

 

 

I guess I'll keep the Warden. I never know where anything is but just got to ask!!! She can hide things in the most ridiculous places!!

 

Good to see you home. Now get busy putting things back in order....

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Glad to hear you're back home in relative comfort.

 

now i know Boomer was looking for women? but hey i know where a big nurse is. gives nice back rubs. but could use a shave now and then? name is francis? owns a harley though has a rough voice. drinks jack daniels. sponge baths are up to you Boomer if your interested.

 

Ummmm.... Are you sure it was a woman nurse.......Did you take Crocodile Dundee's lead and check??????

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Glad to hear my kind hearted, humerous friend is home and healing well. Keep up the good work, and sooner than you might expect you will be playing that that throttle again. But, I pray, not at all 'too soon.'

 

Shalom

 

Jack Tharp

Ft Collins, CO

 

Zfrebird4

 

:fingers-crossed-emo:301::big-grin-emoticon::thumbsup2::Venture:

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Glad to hear you're doing better. BTW those damn lid covers were invented by women to make sure the lids is always down..... Makes it a PITA for the guys... :whistling:

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