oldgoat Posted June 30, 2010 #1 Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) well they sprung me im home. someone done a big cleaning here in the apartment? was lucky to find the computer. now i might be like some other guys on here but some women should never move a mans junk. i know its there been there for maybe 3 years but someday im going to move it or use it? but daughter,Dianne ,sister, gave the place a good cleaning. but i cant find the tv remote? me thinks they want me to get up and change the station every minute? ha ha fooled them. taped a heavy straw to the cane can now push the up and down button on the tv:big-grin-emoticon: from where im at. and there just aint something right about carpet on a toilet? you lift the seat and that damn carpet makes it slam back down. now i aint no fireman but i dont want my hose kinked. if ya know what i mean? well every one i cant tell you how much i owe all of you for your help. prayers donations. phone call to check up on me ect ect. now i know Boomer was looking for women? but hey i know where a big nurse is. gives nice back rubs. but could use a shave now and then? name is francis? owns a harley though has a rough voice. drinks jack daniels. sponge baths are up to you Boomer if your interested. well i better go for now limited to how much time i can sit here. BIG BIG THANKS TO ALL OF YOU Edited June 30, 2010 by oldgoat type error
Tom Posted June 30, 2010 #2 Posted June 30, 2010 Glad to see you are doing OK...Hope to meet ya someday so take care of yourself!
slick97spirit Posted June 30, 2010 #3 Posted June 30, 2010 now i know Boomer was looking for women? but hey i know where a big nurse is. gives nice back rubs. but could use a shave now and then? name is francis? owns a harley though has a rough voice. drinks jack daniels. Heck man, the way you describe her she's starting to sound pretty good.......
Yammer Dan Posted June 30, 2010 #4 Posted June 30, 2010 Heck man, the way you describe her she's starting to sound pretty good....... I guess I'll keep the Warden. I never know where anything is but just got to ask!!! She can hide things in the most ridiculous places!! Good to see you home. Now get busy putting things back in order....
Flyinfool Posted June 30, 2010 #5 Posted June 30, 2010 Glad to hear you're back home in relative comfort. now i know Boomer was looking for women? but hey i know where a big nurse is. gives nice back rubs. but could use a shave now and then? name is francis? owns a harley though has a rough voice. drinks jack daniels. sponge baths are up to you Boomer if your interested. Ummmm.... Are you sure it was a woman nurse.......Did you take Crocodile Dundee's lead and check??????
GlennTuc Posted June 30, 2010 #7 Posted June 30, 2010 Glad to hear you're home. Now don't forget your commitment to get healthy. Glenn
Squidley Posted June 30, 2010 #8 Posted June 30, 2010 Take it easy and rest up James....the rest will fall into place, glad to hear your home
Bummer Posted June 30, 2010 #9 Posted June 30, 2010 Congratulations on making it back home. That's gotta feel good even if the toilet does automatically put the lid down now.
Zfrebird4 Posted July 3, 2010 #10 Posted July 3, 2010 Glad to hear my kind hearted, humerous friend is home and healing well. Keep up the good work, and sooner than you might expect you will be playing that that throttle again. But, I pray, not at all 'too soon.' Shalom Jack Tharp Ft Collins, CO Zfrebird4
BIG TOM Posted July 3, 2010 #11 Posted July 3, 2010 Glad to see that you made it back home James.....now, you take it easy for a while.
Condor Posted July 6, 2010 #12 Posted July 6, 2010 Glad to hear you're doing better. BTW those damn lid covers were invented by women to make sure the lids is always down..... Makes it a PITA for the guys...
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