Water vs. Alcohol

[E-Fishin-C]

Water vs. Alcohol

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

 

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

 

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. :rotfl:

 

 

[Yammer Dan]

Another interesting bit of information the Warden needs to know!!!

[DragonRider]

Thats the reason I dont drink much water, its full of c..p!!!!:rotf:

[funrider]

I have to agree, it is said that if you drink alcohol, it will kill brain cells. All I can say is thank god. Think about it this way, what brain cells are being killed? We all know that the week and sick cells are the ones that are killed, what would happen if the week and sick ones weren't killed? They would infect all the healthy ones and you would end up brain dead. So it is good to kill off the weak and sick ones. I think I had better go and get another beer.

[bongobobny]

Uhhhh, thanks, Charlie...

 

As I consume a lot less alcohol than I used to, I'm finally starting to break even on brain calls rather than having a deficit!