Toilet Instructions for Maintance Day

[Freebird]

Please study and practice before arriving.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnsgrXC2fAU]YouTube- How to make one square of toilet paper work[/ame]

 

Edited April 3, 2010 by Freebird

[Thom]

:thumbsup::clap2::crackup:

[Kregerdoodle]

hope the cook uses 2 sheets!!!

[b2dad]

GOT IT BOSS! Will start practicing at home...LOLOL..

 

(I also know there's a bathroom upstairs now...)

 

[MidlifeVenture]

All this TP worry should we map the nearest gas stations to the GPS or take up a fund for port O potties

[Monty]

I think port a pottys would be an excellent idea.

[OutlawRider]

I use porta potties at my beach property in the summer. great addition. Hope the cook washes a lot.

[McBrush]

I think I'll bring some of those dried leaves we talked about!

[Holly]

I have plenty of corn cobs to send, if need be, Don. Let me know how many you need!

 

 

 

[Brake Pad]

Your ****ten me?

Its okay, I come with my own.

[SteveW]

Hi Don

Are you really going to have TP. We have plenty of corn cobs and leaves here for our MD next week.

[Freebird]

I've got plenty of leaves but no corn cobs. Do you think you could just spray them off and bring them with you?

[MiCarl]

I think I'll be doing more waving and less hand shaking this year......

[BoomerCPO]

Heck I knew there was reason all dem 1st Genners wore brown pants.......

 

Boomer.....who sez cutting up the window curtains will werk well too.....

[flb_78]

Is the garden hose broken? Spread em and spray!!

[BEER30]

Is everyone forgetting about the pond ? Crap and rinse .......Man there is going to be a crap load (pun intended) of Baby Ruth bars floating for the Pond Monster ,

Don , just make sure the plunger is in the restroom .

 

BEER30

[Freebird]

Well...now that a garden hose was mentioned, there is another idea that I could implement.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrun-MgBjU8]YouTube- The End of Toilet Paper Part I[/ame]

 

Edited April 3, 2010 by Freebird

[Yammer Dan]

I have some old Newspapers!!

[Hummingbird]

I got nuthin to say - - - -

[BuckShot]

I have some old Newspapers!!

 

Cut down a tree and hang your ar** over the trunk and have the newspapers set out along the trunk. If you run out of newspapers, you can use the leaves.

[Celt]

I'd imagine theres no chilli or curry on the menu at this maintenance day thingy

[BEER30]

Better yet , remove the rear fender (bobber style), get some riding time and ease back and the rubber wipe yourself . Speaking of smelly burn-outs .

 

BEER30

[saddlebum]

Ok so wether the toilet paper comes over the front of the roll or down the back of the roll, will this determine which side of the square your finger must come through.

[BEER30]

Well here are 3 more choices of TP .

 

 

BEER30

[Zfrebird4]

(new, softer) .... PINE CONES!

We DO have plenty!

JackZ