Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

True heart of a biker

A biker’s heart tells him he is a biker.

A biker does not need leathers to prove his point.

In fact, a true biker needs not prove any point.

A biker does not have to fly colors to be a biker.

A true biker does not have to prove his manhood.

In fact, a true biker is secure enough within himself

That he need not show his manhood.

A biker is someone who is born with something only

Few can understand.

A biker is someone who stands firm for what he believes,

And for the right cause, he will fight to the end.

Now a lot of people have this image of a biker, but so many

Of them are way off base! When they think biker, they think

Rough and tough………mean and nasty………heartless and cold……

To those people I say how wrong you are

A true biker knows when he must be that way and knows

He must defend himself when necessary.

But a true biker does not go out and provoke .

The new breed of so-called bikers are truly

Lost and clueless.

They will never understand the rules and codes so many

Have lived by for years gone by.

A true biker knows it is not about the colors you fly or

The kind of bike you have…

It is about heart & soul & freedom & family!!!!

Posted
Now where did you find that???? or did you write it.

Either way, it's right on the money

 

No I didnt Write it , I wanted to know what a True biker was and found this on the web and wanted to share it with folks :bighug:

Posted
No I didnt Write it , I wanted to know what a True biker was and found this on the web and wanted to share it with folks :bighug:

 

Well,,,that nails it!

 

Renne......................

Posted

Right now I'm a Blue biker. Blue from the cold.:D Nice poem. Come on spring. There are two major railroads that run across my land. One of these might be interesting to ride. Need someone to help hold it up so I can get it started rolling though.

Posted

here's my version of a true biker, Charlie...

 

Are you a Biker?

 

Are you a biker? Take this simple test.

Choose the answers most appropriate to you. (Burp!) The test exists of 38 questions. At the end of the page you can check your score (only when you answer ALL the questions).

1. That oil spot in the garage is the bikes way of "marking it's territory".

 

 

True

False

 

2. You have ever started a BBQ with a welding torch.

 

True

False

 

3. Any of your children/pets have either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their names.

 

True

False

 

4. You own more Harley-Davidson T-Shirts than underwear.

 

True

False

 

5. Any day you can ride is a "Good Day".

 

True

False

 

6. You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in "Easyriders" than the naked women.

 

True

False

 

7. You put dirty oil from your bike in your truck, cause ""hey, it's just a truck".

 

True

False

 

8. Your other vehicle IS a truck.

 

True

False

 

9. Your pipes are loud enough to be used as an indicator that you will be home soon.

 

True

False

 

10. The first thing you say after being hit by a car is, "Hey! Where is my beer?"

 

True

False

 

11. You crash, break your leg in three pieces, and tell the officer "I'm okay, I can ride home from here".

 

True

False

 

12. You dream of owning a Harley dealership.

 

True

False

 

13. Your three piece suite is chaps, leather vest, leather jacket.

 

True

False

 

14. You have a refrigerator in the garage reserved just for beer.

 

True

False

 

15. Your bird can repeat "This is the Police", with uncanny accuracy.

 

True

False

 

16. Every time you hear a vehicle with headers, you look for a Harley.

 

True

False

 

17. When you plan a vacation, you set up time to visit the bike shops first.

 

True

False

 

18. You have tools to work on your bike, but none to work on your wife/girlfriends car.

 

True

False

 

19. You think your bike is really an extension of your penis.

 

True

False

 

20. You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name.

 

True

False

 

21. You have a little piece of your bike that you carry with you always.

 

True

False

 

22. You have more pictures of your bike(s) than you girlfriend/wife/kids.

 

True

False

 

23. When asked for your Christmas list, you take people to the Harley dealer and point.

 

True

False

 

24. Every magazine you subscribe to has the word "Bike" in it.

 

True

False

 

25. At least one section of your house is decorated in a motorcycle motif. (The garage doesn't count.)

 

True

False

 

26. The last time you threw a party, more bikes showed up than cars.

 

True

False

 

27. You own more than one motorcycle.

 

True

False

 

28. Every time you buy something, you wonder what you could have got for your bike with the money.

 

True

False

 

29. Any piece of furniture in your house is made of a bike part.

 

True

False

 

30. You think "Helmet Hair" is a fashion statement.

 

True

False

 

31. You clean your nails with a pocket knife.

 

True

False

 

32. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

 

True

False

 

33. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the "House of Tattoos".

 

True

False

 

34. You've spent more time and money on your bike than your education.

 

True

False

 

35. Confusing the terms "VIN" and "SSN", you try to write your bike off as a dependent on your taxes.

 

True

False

 

36. When she says, "It's the bike or me!!", you have to think about it real hard.

 

True

False

 

37. Your wife hides the checkbook and credit cards before leaving for the bike show.

 

True

False

 

38. You think anyone who doesn't ride is just, "OK".

 

True

False

 

That's all...

 

Result:

Check Score Here >> 31-38 21-30 11-20 Lower than 10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--SCORE--

 

Lower than 10

 

You probably ride a moped and pedal most of the way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--SCORE--

 

11-20

 

You're probably a Yuppy Suburban Accountant that puts less than 120 miles a year on your Harley. (And that's only from riding 9 miles round trip to "Cooks Corner".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--SCORE--

 

21-30

 

You probably ride a lot and love your bike. But, you don't take chances and are still pretty conservative.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--SCORE--

 

31-38

 

Congratulations . . . You are "True Biker Scum"!.

Posted

:rasberry::bowdown::smile5::witch_brew::stirthepot::stirthepot::stirthepot:Since there are PLENTY of abandoned rail road tracks you may have a great idea. Just referse the inside 'rim edge' on the back rail road wheel, and you've got it made.

 

Watch those Old, Rotting, Wooden Bridges with plenty of missing planks, though!

 

Good photograph of you. How fast were you going? I saved that one in my motorcycle/humor file. Really! I have quite a collection, but only one like yours. Did your wife help you catch your balance the first time?

 

Dan's Crutches (when he's done with them) just MIGHT help solve that take off problem. LOL

 

JackZ

Ft Collins, CO

 

 

:dancefool::thumbsup2::happy-emoticon::rasberry::rasberry::happy65:

 

ANd yup, ... I ride in all directions except DOWN and UP! :Venture::7_6_3[1]:

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...