Describe Normal........

[Nighthawk II]

Like it says below... "Normal" is a setting on a DRYER. I guess everything else would probably be considered "Usual".

[Aussie Annie]

"Normal" for me lately seems to be having some dang surgeon connect his Meccano Set to my right leg, and off I go GGRRRRRR!

[MamaMo]

Why Mini, Cindy, Annie and I are the most normal people didn't you know? We're not troublemakers. We are perfect in every way. Didn't you know.

[pakidaho]

It would be normal for a preacher to preach to his congregation,

It would not be normal for a preacher to preach his sermon at the local strip joint.

It would be normal for a policeman to give someone speeding a ticket,

It would not be normal for a policeman to offer you money to speed.

It would be normal for a politician to tell you one thing then do another,

It would not be normal for a politician to actually follow through with their campaign promises.

It would be normal for a teenager to text their friends constantly,

It would not be normal for a teenager to defer to their parent's wisdom.

It would be normal for a stripper to dance nekkid,

It would not be normal for a stripper to dance nekkid on stilts while listening to above mentioned preacher (doesn't apply to certain states harboring potentially cultish religions.)

It would be normal for a student to have homework,

It would not be normal for a student to ASK for homework.

It would be normal for a farmer to plant crops,

It would not be normal for a farmer to spend the summer in Bermuda or Baja.

It would be normal for a Venture rider to assist folks in need,

It would not be normal for a Venture Rider to ignore someone in need.

It would be normal for Santa to come down the chimney on Christmas,

It would not be normal for your local registered sex offender neighbor to come down the chimney on your birthday.

It would be normal for Black Owl to debate "Fat Tire or Moose Drool."

It would not be normal for Black Owl to debate "Chiante or Coke Classic."

It would be normal for Grampa Gak to have a kind word for everybody ('cept politicians)

and that's all that needs to be said about Grampa Gak!

It would be normal for the USA to come to the aid of countries in need,

It wouldn't be normal for the USA to come to the aid of their own people.

It would be normal for a drug dealer to trade drugs for others' well-being,

It wouldn't be normal for a drug dealer to offer discounts or coupons.

It would be normal if bankers accepted unearned inflated bonuses,

It wouldn't be normal if bankers said not thanks to that big bonus.

It would be normal to engage in contracts so confusing not even attorneys can decipher them, (unless they can fleece more by B.S.ing their way through a contract!).

It wouldn't be normal if a hand shake was as binding as a contract (used to be).

It would be normal to pay $300 for five minutes of a physician's time,

It wouldn't be normal if a Physician charged a fair price for services rendered.

It would be normal to accept a million dollars to sleep with Robert Redford.

It wouldn't be normal to accept a million dollars to sleep with Robert Redford and Rosie O'Donnell.

I wouldn't be normal to jump out of an airplane without a parachute.

It would be normal to have a parachute yet not jump out of an airplane.

It might be normal to have tattoos all over your face if you are a professional wrestler.

It might not be normal to have tattoos all over your face if you are pediatrician or pediatric dentist.

It might be normal to dedicate much of a day to respond to a post called "define normal" if you belong to Venturerider.org.

Good luck!

 

[Aussie Annie]

Why Mini, Cindy, Annie and I are the most normal people didn't you know? We're not troublemakers. We are perfect in every way. Didn't you know.

Yeah That :clap2::clap2:

You go girl, I got ya back when the doo-do starts hitting the fan!!

[First_N_Last]

I am normal...

 

Abby Normal

 

 

at work normal is a...

 

Logic Free Zone

 

johnb