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You guys are wusses! When I went to school we had to walk 6 miles to school and back! Uphill! Both directions! Sometimes barefoot!! Even had to walk naked once or twice because there was no clean clothes because the river was frozen...

 

Pfffffffftttttttt.....Try getting to school by swimming a mile in the alligator infested Bayous of Loozeeanner then talk to me bout being a wussie.

 

Boomer....who could have taught Jesus a thing or two about walking on water I garontee.:happy34:

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Some several years ago, the company I worked for, in Columbus Mississippi, hired a service manager from a dealership in what he called "Indian-no-place" (Indianapolis). He made fun of us southern folks closing down with just the hint of winter precipitation. Well, we got some and after that he had a VERY healthy respect for the "southern snow". What he didn't realize that most time when we get a 2-4" accumulation of snow, it is preceded by at least a 1/2" of freezing rain and or sleet. Kinda makes the roadways as slippery as an Ice rink. He wasn't use to ICE.:yikes:

By the time he got to work that morning, he was awfully pale and did not kid me anymore about the chains on my car!!! :innocent:

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You folks don't know what cold is. We were at the deer camp one night and it was cold and very windy. We had a good camp fire going and were all standing around the fire waiting on the coffee to get finished perking. I saw my buddy Mike rolling something around with his foot. Wasn't sure what it was. Looked like a Walnut or something but there were no Walnut trees around the campsite. I finally saw him kick whatever it was into the fire and then a few moments later, there was a loud POP and then a terrible stink. Turned out to be a FROZEN FART. It was so cold that they were freezing as they came out, rolling down his pants leg and then onto the ground. We had all eaten beans for dinner...that was one heck of an evening.

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

 

 

 

 

You folks don't know what cold is. We were at the deer camp one night and it was cold and very windy. We had a good camp fire going and were all standing around the fire waiting on the coffee to get finished perking. I saw my buddy Mike rolling something around with his foot. Wasn't sure what it was. Looked like a Walnut or something but there were no Walnut trees around the campsite. I finally saw him kick whatever it was into the fire and then a few moments later, there was a loud POP and then a terrible stink. Turned out to be a FROZEN FART. It was so cold that they were freezing as they came out, rolling down his pants leg and then onto the ground. We had all eaten beans for dinner...that was one heck of an evening.
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Sky's blue, ground white this morning. Jes sett'in here with a nice warm cuppa. Must be real cold this morn'in,,, I'm watch'in one jackrabbit try'in to jump start another one,,,,,yep,,,,thermometer say's "COLD"! Sun's got an icicle hang'in from it too!

 

Renne

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ARE YOU BRAGGING?:sign20:

 

Only satisfaction I get is knowing Sentry Insurance had to pay to keep from paying me what they should have over 3 yrs ago, And I ain't done yet!!! If I can do it the fines they pay will make them wish they had settled with me. My mistake was trying to be nice about it. It don't work with SCUM like that. I'm still hoping to get paid for the World Famous "BLUE BEAST":rotfl::rotfl:Had to rant a little.

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:duck::duck:... rebuilt my first 86 VR about 4 times; and paid handsomely for one on my second 86 VR from Squidley (scratches only, and I replaced some; the rest don't show except when the bike is upsidedown; thank the Good one I've not seen that yet! So next time you might want to switch. LOL.

 

And oh, MYUK, (who posted on the fust pg) ... you might want to add CO to your list of states to move too. mid 50's today and Sat; Sat I am out! I have chizled my 'Appain Way' (road from S tip of Rome to Rome where they crucified Jews each mile after Jerusalem fell; the rest were used to build the 3-4th level of the Colesium with the loot from the Temple; those Roman's were harsh and mad, and they almost lost; had to script soldiers in that revolt of 70 to keep from loosing. Israel was ALMOST reborn then).

 

Wups, but on my pulpit again. Don't like to go there often. ... But VAAARRRUUUUMMMME come Sat! In our CO sun, blue skies and mid 50's! Yeaaa.

 

Better settle down and back out here 4 someone throws things at me from the far north.

Sympathy to all the frozen Ins. :banana::banana::sun1::sun1::sun::duck::duck::duck::duck:

 

JackZ

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:duck::duck:... rebuilt my first 86 VR about 4 times; and paid handsomely for one on my second 86 VR from Squidley (scratches only, and I replaced some; the rest don't show except when the bike is upsidedown; thank the Good one I've not seen that yet! So next time you might want to switch. LOL.

 

And oh, MYUK, (who posted on the fust pg) ... you might want to add CO to your list of states to move too. mid 50's today and Sat; Sat I am out! I have chizled my 'Appain Way' (road from S tip of Rome to Rome where they crucified Jews each mile after Jerusalem fell; the rest were used to build the 3-4th level of the Colesium with the loot from the Temple; those Roman's were harsh and mad, and they almost lost; had to script soldiers in that revolt of 70 to keep from loosing. Israel was ALMOST reborn then).

 

Wups, but on my pulpit again. Don't like to go there often. ... But VAAARRRUUUUMMMME come Sat! In our CO sun, blue skies and mid 50's! Yeaaa.

 

Better settle down and back out here 4 someone throws things at me from the far north.

Sympathy to all the frozen Ins. :banana::banana::sun1::sun1::sun::duck::duck::duck::duck:

 

JackZ

 

To use My insurance I would have to have a wreck that I was at fault in. Haven't done that yet and not eager to do so. I get enough damage from other Idiots!!:snow2::sign **** happens:

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