Old is relative

[Sailor]

Things to think about

 

Long ago cursing and beating a stick on the ground was called witchcraft.......now it is called golf.

 

Eventually you will reach a point where you will stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

 

The older we get the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

 

Some people try to turn back their "age odometers". Not me, I want people to know why I look the way I do. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

 

How old would you be if you did not know how old you are?

 

When you are dissatisfied with your current age and want to go back to your youth, just think of algebra.

 

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

 

One of the many things people don't tell you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

 

One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

 

Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

 

Old age is when former classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald that they don't recognize you.

[BoomerCPO]

I guess we call look forward to confusing the brake and gas pedals?

 

Boomer....Don't blame me I didn't invent this stuff.

[Grandpagak]

sad but true.. oh so true..:crying:

[Yammer Dan]

:crying::crying::crying:

 

I ain't talking!!!

[Mariner Fan]

I resemble those remarks!!!!

[Dano]

But now I know how not to get caught at what I used to get caught at! If I could just remember what that was........

[Sailor]

Break pedals? I thought keeping the left turn signal on was all that was necessary.

[Jerry W]

Retirement is most excellent!!!