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why do you drink? body requires some fluid

 

why do you roll smoke? didn't go there

 

why must you live out the songs that you wrote? never wrote any--just sing other peoples!

 

why why why?

 

zed, zed, zed (now back to the letter "a")

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WHY do you drink?

 

WHY do you roll smoke?

 

WHY must you live out the songs that you wrote?

 

WHY WHY WHY?

 

 

 

We need to cover that last one a little better next summer and I might even write a Ballard!!!

 

WHY??

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Due to the inescapable fact that I have not been informed to the highest degree of accuracy, I hesitate to articulate for fear that I my deviate from the true course of rectitude. This being said any further attempts on my part to answer the affore mentioned question could result in someone being misguided to the point they may cause bodily or mental injury, which could be the direct cause of a personel injury legal action.

In other words, I don't know. so don't blame me.

 

Gregg

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I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might tend to incriminate me...

 

 

 

That one will get a few WHY's.. Inquiring minds (and those on here) want to know

 

 

 

WHY??

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Due to the inescapable fact that I have not been informed to the highest degree of accuracy, I hesitate to articulate for fear that I my deviate from the true course of rectitude. This being said any further attempts on my part to answer the affore mentioned question could result in someone being misguided to the point they may cause bodily or mental injury, which could be the direct cause of a personel injury legal action.

In other words, I don't know. so don't blame me.

 

Gregg

 

After reading this thread (why do I do this to myself?) I do not think you would have to worry about that "mental injury" part. I think that has already happened don't you???

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OH COME FOLKS! TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH! IF YA DON'T KNOW, GUESS! HOW HARD IS THAT? IT'S HOW WE ALL GOT THIS FAR ISN'T IT? I MEAN REALLY WE ALL KNOW IF WE DIDN'T KNOW WE KNEW "E" ! RIGHT? NOW, KNOW THAT 'E' WILL AT LEAST LET US KNOW YOU KNEW SOMETHING. TAKE A DEEP BREATH, CONCENTRATE AND WITH ALL YOUR MENTAL CAPABILITY, BRAVE UP AND GIVE AN ANSWER!

 

ENEE MEENE MINEE MOE IS OPTIONAL !!...................(I CRACK MYSELF UP SOMETIMES)!

 

Renne

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OH COME FOLKS! TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH! IF YA DON'T KNOW, GUESS! HOW HARD IS THAT? IT'S HOW WE ALL GOT THIS FAR ISN'T IT? I MEAN REALLY WE ALL KNOW IF WE DIDN'T KNOW WE KNEW "E" ! RIGHT? NOW, KNOW THAT 'E' WILL AT LEAST LET US KNOW YOU KNEW SOMETHING. TAKE A DEEP BREATH, CONCENTRATE AND WITH ALL YOUR MENTAL CAPABILITY, BRAVE UP AND GIVE AN ANSWER!

 

ENEE MEENE MINEE MOE IS OPTIONAL !!...................(I CRACK MYSELF UP SOMETIMES)!

 

Renne

 

 

 

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WHY?

 

YA KNOW, SOME PEOPLE'S ER JUS' DANG MEAN, REBELLIOUS AND RENNEGADE AIN'T THEY?

 

Tell ya what, I KNOW WHY AN I AIN"T TELL'IN!

 

Renne

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¿ „ʇɐɥʇ op ǝɥ pıp ןןǝɥ ǝɥʇ uı ʍoɥ„ sʇı

 

¡¡ uoıʇsǝnb ǝɥʇ ʇou sı ʎɥʍ

 

:rotfl::rotfl:

 

To quote you quoting Rumsfield, "There are knowns" etc etc......for me,,,I stand here "surprised"! (Rumsfield),,,,upside down........OH YA! Now that was funny!!!!!!! (I have a headache)..Renne

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Cut and paste works great, doesn't it?!!?

 

Gee, if I can't plead the 5th, then I guess I'll drink one...

 

 

I got a 5th of Jack that was bottled in 1961 when it was 120 months old!! Was saving it for my Retirement. Hey!! Wait a minute...........

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I got a 5th of Jack that was bottled in 1961 when it was 120 months old!! Was saving it for my Retirement. Hey!! Wait a minute...........

 

 

I wanted to celebrate independence day but soon found out in order to celebrate the 4th ya gotta buy a 5th on the 3rd! ( OH my,,,a 58 yr old bottle of JACK! may I attend you retirement,,,,,,,,,please)?

 

Renne

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May i please be the one to kill this post?!?!?! This has been on the active threads for TOO LONG:250:

:mo money:

Noone post anymore, and help me to kill this post!!!!:Cool_cool36:

 

Just Kidding!:smile5:

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