footsie Posted November 23, 2009 #1 Posted November 23, 2009 Reading another post gives me an Idea. Just for FUN Make up a modification for your bike, and tell what it did for you' example, I made a new intake, and no get 397 miles to the gallon. Use Your imagination, and try to out do the pervious post. Gregg
1BigDog Posted November 23, 2009 #2 Posted November 23, 2009 I grafted on 2 more cylinders and fuel injection and now I can outrun a Gold Wing..... Also used the cassette housing to hide my nitrous bottle....
autopilot Posted November 23, 2009 #3 Posted November 23, 2009 I ahhhh, designed and ah hand built a 2 liter V10 engine and a ahhhh eight speed..yeah, eight speed trans and put them in my bike. Yeah that's it! Now I have ahhh 650 horsepower and ahhh kept the weight of the bike below ahhh 400 pounds, yeah that's it.... Now The bike will go ahhhh 250 miles per hour and still give me 150 miles per gallon. It'll run on booze, but the ah cops keep wanting to ticket the bike for DUI when they smell the exhaust! I needed the extra power because ahhhh I also built a ahh pull behind trailer for it. Yeah. And when I push a button, it opens up into a ahhhhh 1500 square foot camper yeah that's the ticket.... with 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms and a full kitchen and ahhh garage for the bike and a generator to power the lights and ahhh heating and air conditioning. During the overnight, a special unit I designed will take hydrogen and oxygen from the air and make water and fuel, so I never have to stop in gas stations. There's more but I have to leave for dinner with ahhh six ...no ---8 leaders of European countries! We're supposed to talk about forming ahh special company that will use my designs to ahhh start a colony on ahhh Mars, yeah that's it!
oldgoat Posted November 23, 2009 #4 Posted November 23, 2009 i dropped in a 440 hemi. 200 shot nitro. a parachute. 10.5 to 1 malroy pistons.. 3/4 cam. and took a little weight off the back. i bought my girlfriend her own bike so now its 100 pounds lighter.
bongobobny Posted November 23, 2009 #5 Posted November 23, 2009 I itnegrated an LED projection screen onto my windshieldand turned it into a unique heads up display that keeps track,via radar, of all obstructions in my path and the range of them which is superimposed on whatever blu ray DVD I happen to be watching at the time. I have successfully linked the display and radar to the throttle and brakes, but at present am still working on the electrohydraulic system to control the steering. The gyroscope system I installed last year is being difficult allowing the mechanical lean. I may have to trike the system to overcome this issue...
Wanderer Posted November 23, 2009 #6 Posted November 23, 2009 I itnegrated an LED projection screen onto my windshieldand turned it into a unique heads up display that keeps track,via radar, of all obstructions in my path and the range of them which is superimposed on whatever blu ray DVD I happen to be watching at the time. I have successfully linked the display and radar to the throttle and brakes, but at present am still working on the electrohydraulic system to control the steering. The gyroscope system I installed last year is being difficult allowing the mechanical lean. I may have to trike the system to overcome this issue... At least yours is reasonable. Not like those fakers before you.
Pecker Posted November 23, 2009 #7 Posted November 23, 2009 My modification went in a totally different direction. Don't need more power, it's fast enough for me. Don't want no heads up display, I like the view I already have. I designed, built and installed my own weather machine. It fits inside the headlight bucket, nice and clean install. So now, I have the perfect 72° sunny day any time I want to ride. My next project will be to clone myself so I can ride more and let my clone go to work and deal with the honey do list.
Yammer Dan Posted November 23, 2009 #8 Posted November 23, 2009 Yesterday my bike was outrun by a 2nd Gen!!! That just too far out there?? Nobody would believe that!!
Renne Posted November 23, 2009 #9 Posted November 23, 2009 Thank GOD there's ummm,,,another person out there that umm, ahhh, knows how to umm get to the point! When I'm umm, working in my shop/studio on my umm bike, thinking up steller mods, I umm search my brain for ways to cope,, umm,,,,now I forgot what I was umm,,,,dang! Renne
lonestarmedic Posted November 23, 2009 #10 Posted November 23, 2009 In an effort to allow 2nd Generation Ventures to keep up with the 1st Generation, I have developed a JATO system. In order to better service my customers, I will be offering this in both LOX and Solid-OX forms. The units will mount under the saddlebags just outboard of the mufflers. The quick release will be a manual pull lever mounted under the cassette door. Removal of the cassette player is mandatory. Prototypes were tried using an electrical solenoid release but proved to be unreliable. Only one side released causing a drastic deviation from a straight path of travel. We have also redesigned the attachment brackets to correct a small problem of allowing the right side to mount backward. This was causing an interesting rotationary motion of the bike! I will soon be offering the JATO kit in a reverse mount configuration for 1st Generation Ventures. This feature can be used as a retro rocket to slow down, or as a decelleration device to allow 2nd Gens to catch up. Pricing should be in the $50K - $60K range depending on the price of WWII military surplus at the time. JB
mother Posted November 23, 2009 #11 Posted November 23, 2009 have a couple of friends over helping me put the ABS brake system from a FJR onto my first gen.
BoomerCPO Posted November 23, 2009 #12 Posted November 23, 2009 I put a Playmate of the Year in the passenger seat of my Venture. Now I get free gas and.............oops.....almost forgot this Site was PG Rated. Boomer........who really likes today's Thong bathing suits for wimmen.
SilvrT Posted November 23, 2009 #13 Posted November 23, 2009 heck... I just got my Genie to turn my 2nd gen into a 1st gen .... nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... that wouldn't work
1 Canuck Posted November 24, 2009 #14 Posted November 24, 2009 This morning found that someone took my Midnight RSV from my garage and left a loaded 2010 BMW R1200RT in its place! Then I woke up.
footsie Posted November 24, 2009 Author #15 Posted November 24, 2009 So far i like the playmate and the weather control, and the playmate. Did i mention the playmate. Gregg
Monsta Posted November 24, 2009 #16 Posted November 24, 2009 I put a Playmate of the Year in the passenger seat of my Venture. I put one on the top of my gas tank.
bongobobny Posted November 24, 2009 #17 Posted November 24, 2009 Great news!! I think I may have come up with a better formula of adhesive for the adhesive sprayers that I mounted in front of the tires last year!! It is not as agressive as the old formula so there should not be as much of a MPG loss. I am not sure if I can beat last year's record of 8min 43 sec on the Dragon though, as this adhesive isn't as strong...
sgn Posted November 24, 2009 #18 Posted November 24, 2009 Used it on Yamaha to have them build new 1st Gens with new vmax performance. That worked so good I used it on my wife as we approached the Yamaha Dealer .... Christmas is going to be really good this year! How do I know - - - - my inventions always work
steve crossley Posted November 24, 2009 #19 Posted November 24, 2009 warp drive and sheilds need i say more?
BoomerCPO Posted November 24, 2009 #20 Posted November 24, 2009 I put one on the top of my gas tank. I tried that 1st.....but things........ kept....poking....... me....... in the eye. Boomer.........who say's don't blame me cuz I didn't build them that big.
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