MidlifeVenture Posted October 30, 2009 #1 Posted October 30, 2009 Shamelessly stolen from 1 of the billion places that have this posted. How many VR members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb then post about it 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could've been changed differently 1 to move it to the Lighting folder 2 to argue and then move it to the Electrical folder 7 to point out grammar/spelling errors in post about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue whether it's a light bulb or lightbulb 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is Lamp 15 know it all who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take the discussion to the lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to discuss the dangers of changing light bulbs without a professional opinion 5 to post a disclaimer that they are not light bulb experts, nor do they play one on TV and that anyone planning on changing their own light bulb should consult a professional 7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then to post the correct URLs 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add, "Me too." 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs." 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again 1 attention whore to try to change the topic of the thread to them 1 person to say how lame we all are for talking about light bulbs 7 people to post motivational posters about any given topic (including rainbow panda or motivational poster about said attention whore) 6 people to ask for pictures of the light bulb 8 people to point out if someone was dumb enough to buy that brand of light bulb they deserve to have an issue 4 people to say OP paid too much for the light bulb 8 people to post just a smiley or lol 2 people to quote every post/picture and make you read through everything again 1 person to post an image too wide forcing everyone to have a horizontol scroll __________________
mraf Posted October 30, 2009 #2 Posted October 30, 2009 AND 1 to recommend that the light bulb maybe dosen't need changing it just needs SEAFOAM!
Guest scarylarry Posted October 30, 2009 #3 Posted October 30, 2009 Someone has a lot of time on their hands:rotfl:
Yammer Dan Posted October 30, 2009 #4 Posted October 30, 2009 AND 1 to recommend that the light bulb maybe dosen't need changing it just needs SEAFOAM! Ya beat me!!!!
dragerman Posted October 30, 2009 #7 Posted October 30, 2009 If you work the numbers a bit you might be able to make a song out of it! … a-a-and a partridge in a pear tree-e-e!
Aussie Annie Posted October 30, 2009 #8 Posted October 30, 2009 If you work the numbers a bit you might be able to make a song out of it! … a-a-and a partridge in a pear tree-e-e! Yeah That! :rotf::crackup:
First_N_Last Posted October 30, 2009 #9 Posted October 30, 2009 I think... that the number of members needed increases with the number of beers available,
saddlebum Posted October 30, 2009 #10 Posted October 30, 2009 Could you start over... I missed the part right after...How many VR members does it take to change a light bulb?
Venturous Randy Posted October 30, 2009 #11 Posted October 30, 2009 Actually, it's a little scary in how true this is, isn't it? RandyA
stardbog Posted October 30, 2009 #12 Posted October 30, 2009 And, 1- Lurker to find post 6 months later and start all over again. :rotf:
Jrichard Posted October 30, 2009 #13 Posted October 30, 2009 http://venturerider.org/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif How many VR members does it take to change a light bulb? Shamelessly stolen from 1 of the billion places that have this posted.:clap2::sign outstanding:
Iowawegian Posted October 30, 2009 #14 Posted October 30, 2009 Now that was hilarious!!! :rotfl: Thanks for making my day!
Riderduke Posted October 30, 2009 #16 Posted October 30, 2009 Shamelessly stolen from 1 of the billion places that have this posted. How many VR members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb then post about it 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could've been changed differently 1 to move it to the Lighting folder 2 to argue and then move it to the Electrical folder 7 to point out grammar/spelling errors in post about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue whether it's a light bulb or lightbulb 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is Lamp 15 know it all who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take the discussion to the lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to discuss the dangers of changing light bulbs without a professional opinion 5 to post a disclaimer that they are not light bulb experts, nor do they play one on TV and that anyone planning on changing their own light bulb should consult a professional 7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then to post the correct URLs 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add, "Me too." 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs." 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again 1 attention whore to try to change the topic of the thread to them 1 person to say how lame we all are for talking about light bulbs 7 people to post motivational posters about any given topic (including rainbow panda or motivational poster about said attention whore) 6 people to ask for pictures of the light bulb 8 people to point out if someone was dumb enough to buy that brand of light bulb they deserve to have an issue 4 people to say OP paid too much for the light bulb 8 people to post just a smiley or lol 2 people to quote every post/picture and make you read through everything again 1 person to post an image too wide forcing everyone to have a horizontol scroll __________________ I guess I'm gonna be one of the two:whistling:
KarlS Posted October 30, 2009 #18 Posted October 30, 2009 Very funny, should be moved to Jokes and Humor.
MidlifeVenture Posted October 30, 2009 Author #20 Posted October 30, 2009 Very funny, should be moved to Jokes and Humor. Sorry I guess it is humor woops
dmoff1698 Posted October 30, 2009 #21 Posted October 30, 2009 By my count, you have accounted for 215 VR members. That leaves 8,213 with either no opinion or haven't signed on today yet.
Nighthawk II Posted October 30, 2009 #22 Posted October 30, 2009 Er, whats a light bulb??????? Actually in some parts of the country it's still refured to as (and it may sound more familiar) a lite bub.
BIG TOM Posted October 30, 2009 #23 Posted October 30, 2009 Shamelessly stolen from 1 of the billion places that have this posted. How many VR members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb then post about it 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could've been changed differently 1 to move it to the Lighting folder 2 to argue and then move it to the Electrical folder 7 to point out grammar/spelling errors in post about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue whether it's a light bulb or lightbulb 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is Lamp 15 know it all who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take the discussion to the lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to discuss the dangers of changing light bulbs without a professional opinion 5 to post a disclaimer that they are not light bulb experts, nor do they play one on TV and that anyone planning on changing their own light bulb should consult a professional 7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then to post the correct URLs 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add, "Me too." 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs." 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again 1 attention whore to try to change the topic of the thread to them 1 person to say how lame we all are for talking about light bulbs 7 people to post motivational posters about any given topic (including rainbow panda or motivational poster about said attention whore) 6 people to ask for pictures of the light bulb 8 people to point out if someone was dumb enough to buy that brand of light bulb they deserve to have an issue 4 people to say OP paid too much for the light bulb 8 people to post just a smiley or lol 2 people to quote every post/picture and make you read through everything again 1 person to post an image too wide forcing everyone to have a horizontol scroll __________________ And I'm the other !!!!!!
Guest Ken8143 Posted October 31, 2009 #24 Posted October 31, 2009 Actually in some parts of the country it's still refured to as (and it may sound more familiar) a lite bub. Oh - now I know what you are talking about
AKRefugee Posted October 31, 2009 #25 Posted October 31, 2009 What a silly question. The answer is none. Venture riders don't have to change bulbs. We let the GW riders stand there and hold the bulb up in the air cause they are sure the world revolves around them.
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