pakidaho Posted September 22, 2009 #1 Posted September 22, 2009 I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly. 'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?' I couldn't believe that he didn't know... So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
distancerider Posted September 22, 2009 #2 Posted September 22, 2009 My Dad started telling jokes like this.... He really enjoys the "home" now and has settled in fine.
SilvrT Posted September 22, 2009 #3 Posted September 22, 2009 :rotf: for some reason the word "blond" comes to mind here...
Marcarl Posted September 22, 2009 #4 Posted September 22, 2009 That was good,,, too bad if you were rudely awakened.
eagleeye Posted September 22, 2009 #5 Posted September 22, 2009 He really enjoys the "home" now and has settled in fine.:rotfl: that's funnier than the emergency flashers:banana: Steve
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