Free Sunpro Gauges

[Freebird]

OK folks...I recently replaced my Sunpro gauges on the '99 RSV with a new faceplate from Ponch and a new set of Equus gauges. I liked the off white color of the new gauges better.

 

So, I have a set of Sunpro gauges with the chrome faceplate available to one of you for free. You will have to pick up or make the adapters for the water sensor as we all do but everything else will be there.

 

So who do I give them to? Let's try to have some fun with this. I want to hear your hard luck stories about why you need a set of free gauges. Your milk cow went dry, whatever. Just submit your best FICTIONAL story about how down and out you are and I'll choose a winner based upon what I think is the best submission.

 

[KevinsDa1]

My 5 year old daughter lost her job in the sweat shop and I am now without any spending money till I can find her another job.

[fardnarger]

My dog ate my gauges.

[footsie]

Well first of all I was promised a 10 million dollars by my great uncle when he died, but alast his 8 kids wanted all for themselves, so they got lawyers and I not only did not get any money but had to pay the lawyers. Then the dog got sick, vet promised he could heal him for $100 dollars, well the dog got better for a couple of days then died, well the Vet then sent a bill $1000 dollars, which I refused to pay because he had said $100, so he took me to court and the judge said I had to pay it, plus court cost.

I got so mad I jumped on my venture and blasted out of the court house parking lot, Well Roy (the sheriff) was setting there in his car and ran me down and pullled me over, he said Gregg that ain't no way to act. So he wrote me a ticket for 150 MPH ( fast second generation)in a 35, The judge threw the book at me. another $2000.00 out of pocket.

After that things went from bad to worst, I burnt so much rubber off of my kumho leaving the court house it blew out on the way home. I didn't fall but lost control went in a ladies yard and ran over her prize roses and her pedigree poodle, she called ROY ( THE SHERIFF) who said I had to pay whatever she wanted for both, I really think $10,000 for 5 roses and a mut is extreme. Well then the day got bad from there.

When I finally got home the wife said one of her implants had went flat and would have to be replaced, said it sould be no more than 15,000 up frount, and had to be paid by thursday before the surgery.

I tired of typing is this enough.

 

Gregg

Edited September 14, 2009 by footsie

[flb_78]

Im 31, I won't have any Social Security benefits when I retire.

[ken]

My wife took my allowance away!

[Yammer Dan]

I don't have a 2nd gen to put them on. That would really take some thought on how to approach the Warden for another bike!!!

 

If i bought a 2nd Gen what would I do with all those 1st Gen parts???

[KarlS]

Well first of all I was promised a 10 million dollars by my great uncle when he died, but alast his 8 kids wanted all for themselves, so they got lawyers and I not only did not get any money but had to pay the lawyers. Then the dog got sick, vet promised he could heal him for $100 dollars, well the dog got better for a couple of days then died, well the Vet then sent a bill $1000 dollars, which I refused to pay because he had said $100, so he took me to court and the judge said I had to pay it, plus court cost.

I got so mad I jumped on my venture and blasted out of the court house parking lot, Well Roy (the sheriff) was setting there in his car and ran me down and pullled me over, he said Gregg that ain't no way to act. So he wrote me a ticket for 150 MPH ( fast second generation)in a 35, The judge threw the book at me. another $2000.00 out of pocket.

After that things went from bad to worst, I burnt so much rubber off of my kumho leaving the court house it blew out on the way home. I didn't fall but lost control went in a ladies yard and ran over her prize roses and her pedigree poodle, she called ROY ( THE SHERIFF) who said I had to pay whatever she wanted for both, I really think $10,000 for 5 roses and a mut is extreme. Well then the day got bad from there.

When I finally got home the wife said one of her implants had went flat and would have to be replaced, said it sould be no more than 15,000 up frount, and had to be paid by thursday before the surgery.

I tired of typing is this enough.

 

Gregg

 

Now that sounds like it would make a hit country song. LOL

[Dano]

Im 31, I won't have any Social Security benefits when I retire.

 

 

Well, I'm 52 and I won't have any sociable security when I retire!

[BOO]

I've gotten old!

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,new knees, fought prostate cancer

and diabetes,

I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

Take 40 different medications a day that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia.

Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 65 or 82.

Have lost all my friends.

And my wife ran off with a Harley guy, took my truck (of course) and my 18 year dog.

I have so much bad luc I can't even spell the word.

Now give me them dang gages!!!!

BOO

[footsie]

BOO your too bad off ride.

[dragerman]

There once was a man from Niagara

Whose hard time’s was not from Viagra

He had no wages, to buy his gauges

That poor young man from Niagara!

Edited September 14, 2009 by dragerman

[Freebird]

All of you are SO pathetic as this that I'm only going to let this one run for a few days. I think on Friday evening or Saturday morning I'll choose a winner and then get the gauges in the mail. I don't know how many of these I can read.

[Sylvester]

This is a true story.

 

I have no problem buying a set of gauges and no severe financial problems. I am however retired living in the country. Due to the financial problems and economic situation, many humans (loosely used) find dumping their pets in the country a quick way to solve some of their problems. As of now, I am caring for six dogs and feeding two more who are so abused they won't come close to me. I have neigbors who are doing the same. Taking these animals to the county shelter mean certain death for them since the shelter is full. If I were to get these gauges, it would mean more food for some of God's unfortunate creatures.

 

 

PS: LittleBit, Jake, Sadie, Ewyn, Buck, Molly and Who and I Don't Know thank you.

[Caveman]

I have this really nice 2007 motorcycle that someone modified and put a cassette deck in where the guages belong! Can you beleive that? A cassette deck of all things!

[Dragonslayer]

I don't have a 2nd gen to put them on. That would really take some thought on how to approach the Warden for another bike!!!

 

If i bought a 2nd Gen what would I do with all those 1st Gen parts???

Dang that is what I was gonna say except the wife (I mean Warden) part. Are you reading my mind Yammer. Hey by the way Yammer I found your gloves. Look on the adlib continuation story thread to see where.

[Dragonslayer]

There once was a man from Niagara

Whose hard time’s was not from Viagra

He had no wages, to buy his gauges

That poor "OLD" young man from Niagara!

Does that sound better?

[stardbog]

Hi Dear D. Nelson

My Name is Dr. Mutamba and I'm only relativ of Mutabu Mutamba current minister of finance Peopels repablic of Kongo. I Like to get your gauges and send you certify check of National Bank of Kongo. on 100,000.00 USD you can hold 5,000.00 USD cash, and give rest of money to my shipping escort to cover shipping cost I have aranged shiping escort service, and I'll let you know more specifics about date and time.

 

Best Regards

 

Dr. Mutamba

Po.Box 1234

Abuja City, Kongo

[dragerman]

Does that sound better?

"OLD"...oh GREAT... now not only am I broke but I'm BUSTED!

[dragerman]

Hey Don... Do the Gauges come with a bike?!?

[Hummingbird]

OK - I know this is supposed to be fictional, However since I have no imagination at all and it would be impossible make up something to surpass the gifted individuals already here, not to mention the ones to follow, I guess I'll just have to tell it like it is.

 

In september of '08' I bought a very fine looking Midnight Venture from a gentleman in Virginia. Since I bought it I have put on passing lights and had it painted a two tone with money I pilfered from passersby on the interstate exit ramps. On a very lucrative afternoon of 'begging' I managed to gather enough to buy some multi colored LED's and get them installed also. There was some money left from that and I used it to replace the side reflectors on the Venture.

Now, having said all of that, it must be said that I am totally mechanically challenged and was able to sucker a couple neighbors into installing the above mentioned accessories.

As much as I would enjoy having a set of gauges on my Venture, I fear I have run out of suckers, err, neighbors to install them. Not only that but someone has the gall to offer a USED set of gauges that aren't even complete.

I know this little essay will most likely win any competition for the above mentioned gauges but I would have to decline accepting them because it is NOT a COMPLETE set.

Now if the host and benefactor would reconsider and make sure that ALL parts and pieces are included then I MAY reconsider and accept the set as a token of their appreciation for me taking the time to type this and hit the submit button. Moving the curser all the way to the (submit area) is quite an effort that I not accustomed to but thanks for reading.

 

btw - when the gauges are delivered please make prior arrangements to have them installed as quickly as possible.

 

Thanks again -

[barend]

You gotta admit, this is pretty good!

 

Hi Dear D. Nelson

My Name is Dr. Mutamba and I'm only relativ of Mutabu Mutamba current minister of finance Peopels repablic of Kongo. I Like to get your gauges and send you certify check of National Bank of Kongo. on 100,000.00 USD you can hold 5,000.00 USD cash, and give rest of money to my shipping escort to cover shipping cost I have aranged shiping escort service, and I'll let you know more specifics about date and time.

 

Best Regards

 

Dr. Mutamba

Po.Box 1234

Abuja City, Kongo

[BIG TOM]

Well, here is why I should get the guages.......what the?.. why you no good!!!.................I'll kick your $##%$@# A$$.....you no good son of a.................NEVER MIND KEEP THEM...My dog just peed on my leg..........:smash2:

Edited September 15, 2009 by BIG TOM

[b2dad]

Dear Don

Please, please give them to my sweet, adorable, but poor husband, Don. (See, you have the same name!!) He has spent all his money on his new trike and now has nothing left to buy those thingys with.

I have had to cut him off from the check book and all kinds of plastic. He has spent the children's inheritance and his retirement money.

He is now driving me crazy, crying all the time and has filled up the garbage can with used kleenex.

:bawling:I can't take it any more! Please send him something he can put on his bike and maybe that will appease the poor creature for awhile. It's worth a shot, don't you think?

The trike would look so much better with those gaugie things on it...or whatever they are called. I will be forever in your debt, Don.

Thanks in advance...I believe you have my address.

Patti, the poor distressed wife of a crazy lunatic on 3 wheels

[BIG TOM]

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