Quotes for the Day!

[uncledj]

"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just"

Thomas Jefferson.

[cowpuc]

"WORK SUCKS" - a quote written on the front of the hat that a young man was wearing when he came into my office to interview for a job at a warehouse I was managing.. No,, he did not get the job LOL.. 

[AKRefugee]

Just say NO to negativity

[WildBill1]

“Don’t Worry be Happy “

[uncledj]

Two wrongs don't make a right....but three lefts do....

[WildBill1]

“👊A strong defense always beats the hell out of a weak offense “

[saddlebum]

 

Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.”

 

[saddlebum]

Being 20 in the 70's was more fun than being 70 in the 20's

[Heimdog]

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

 

Harry Truman

[Pro procrastinator]

Molly Ivins was a journalist who passed away in 2007 heres a few things she said:

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant, it tends to get worse.

You can't ignore politics no matter how much you'd like to.

We should all laugh more at our elected officials, its good for us and good for them.

You could probably prove, by judicious use of logarithms and congruent triangles, that real life is alot more like a soap opera than most people will admit.

[saddlebum]

Great Dads get promoted to Grandpa.

[saddlebum]

When it comes to delegating work ever notice the ones throwing the extra shovel loads on the wheelbarrow are not the ones having to move it.

or

When that wheelbarrow is full its full. Adding extra shovel loads is not going to get more done.

and

When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns

Edited April 8, 2021 by saddlebum

[Marcarl]

There are 2 kinds of people in this world, those who are VentureRiders and those who wish they could be a Venturerider.

[cowpuc]

""Touring on Tweeks across America with my dad is like taking part in the best movie ever made while sitting in the saddle and looking out at the audience who are watching the movie being made" - My 10 year old Daughter with earned biker name of "AhWahHoo".. 

[saddlebum]

Make sure your kilt is short enough to dance a jig. But long enough to hide your lucky charms.

[Bubber]

There are more pieces falling off that, than a leaper on a Pogo stick.

 

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

[Marcarl]

Will you just look at the dirt in the back of your neck!!

[RDawson]

A couple of great Reagan-isms. 

[Pro procrastinator]

Evel knievel often said

Anyone can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it.

[Pro procrastinator]

Nothing is really work, unless you'd rather be doing something else.

[ChiefGunner]

“Politics” comes from two words..

POLI - meaning MANY &

TICS - meaning an undesirable blood sucking creature!

[saddlebum]

Wife:

Why is it a man can hit a deer between the eyes at 200 yards but miss a 2 foot dia bowl  from only two feet away?

Husband:

Cause my rifle has a scope and my pistol don't!