Quotes for the Day!

[BlueSky]

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

[Igpig]

some people should have a 3 day waiting period and back ground check to purchase a wrench.

[luvmy40]

Put the wrench down slowly and step away from the motorcycle!

[BlueSky]

“There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.”

—Surgeon (Graham Chapman), Monty Python’s Flying Circus

[Guest divey]

S/he is depriving some village of an idiot.

[BlueSky]

So far 2020 is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then gettin hit by an airplane.

[WildBill1]

“When all is said and done; There is usually more said than done”. Politics or political science 101.

[cowpuc]

"Be careful what you're dreamin,, cause soon your dream's will be dreamin you" - Willie

 

[BlueSky]

Just got back from a ride. I stopped behing a car that had this sticker in the back window.

 

"Live, Laugh, Love"

If that doesn't work.

Load, Aim, Fire"

[Bubber]

If you don't succeed at first, try, try and then quit, don't be a damn fool!

 

Attributed to the late great, oh heck I don't know who, the Chinese Covid19 spreader.

[RDawson]

Surprise sex is a great thing to wake up to .........unless you’re in jail.

[cowpuc]

""to late, you snooze, you lose" - flyingfool in vr chat room talking to those clubbers who missed all the fun!!

Edited September 22, 2020 by cowpuc

[WildBill1]

“Easier for a Camel to pass thru the eye of a needle; than a rich man to enter the gates of Heaven “

[uncledj]

I think it was Mark Twain who said:

 

"It's much easier to fool people than to get them to realize they've been fooled."

[WildBill1]

Variety is the spice of life.

[uncledj]

"'America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we lose our freedoms it will be because we have destroyed ourselves from within.' — Abraham Lincoln"

[uncledj]

"We're all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."

Ben Franklin.

[uncledj]

Here's a timely one:

 

"Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it."

[Uthred]

"A slip of the lip is no fault of the mind" unless alcohol is involved

[uncledj]

[h=1]“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.”[/h]

[WildBill1]

“Drive like Hell and You will soon get There”

[uncledj]

"Cogito ergo spud".....

Translated:

"I think, therefore I yam"

 

[WildBill1]

“To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool”

[uncledj]

I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.

William F Buckley Jr   .

[WildBill1]

Well I guess, “Ignorance is Bliss”