Quotes for the Day!

[CaseyJ955]

He who smelt it is he who dealt it.

[slowrollwv]

Shoot first ask questions later.

[dfitzbiz]

“I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”

 

 

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[BlueSky]

He who laughs last did not get the joke!

[RDawson]

[CaseyJ955]

 

"There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip"

 

I had to duckduckgo this one to make sure my it did not get distorted after running through the filter of my fowl rotten sense of humor.

 

Some of these little sayings are quite profound. I really like this one.

[WildBill1]

“Loose Lips Sink Ships and Elections”.

[Marcarl]

Had to do a little cleanup, I like this thread and want it to keep going.

[uncledj]

As I'd mentioned elsewhere:

 

What's good for the goose is good for the gander"

[BlueSky]

“Loose Lips Sink Ships and Elections”.

Yeah, that's why the senile one always reads from a teleprompter.

[WildBill1]

Yeah, that's why the senile one always reads from a teleprompter.

 

“Keep a Cool Head Even tho Your A$$ is Burning Off”

[Bubber]

You can't fix stupid!

But a good 2x4 to the head will stun them.

[BlueSky]

Your life is a treasure. Live it with a smile to benefit others.

 

In other words, take your meds so you won't punch anyone!

[WildBill1]

“A brave man only dies once... A coward lives to die a thousand deaths”

[cowpuc]

I am just the filament of your illumination - Puc

[Heimdog]

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

 

Harry Truman

[BlueSky]

Marriage is like a game of poker. You start with a pair and end with a full house.

[vzuden]

If at first you don't succeed... don't try skydiving

[RDawson]

Marriage is like a game of poker. You start with a pair and end with a full house.

 

I always heard it starts with a diamond and ends with a spade.

[BlueSky]

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like 5 or 6 times, you know, just to make sure!

[uncledj]

I'd take a bottle infronta me over a frontal labotamy any day.

[uncledj]

You can tune a piano, but ya can't tuna fish.

[uncledj]

Youth is such a wonderful thing.....It's a shame it's wasted on the young

[uncledj]

It's easier to fool people than to make them realize they've been fooled.

[uncledj]

​Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

He also said......Man who keep hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

I got tons of 'em ....I'll stop for a while.