Quotes for the Day!

[Nemo]

"Good Looks" catch the eye!

But a "Good Personality" catches the Heart!

 

 

 

Many people walk in and out of your life, but only

"True Friends" will leave footprints in your Heart!

[BoomerCPO]

Here's a good one I heard recently..............

 

90% of all Harleys built are still on the road.

 

The other 10% made it home.

 

 

 

Boomer........who woke up with a keener sense of humor than usual today:crackup:

[Iowawegian]

One made me think, the other made me laugh!! Thank you both!

[Naked Rider]

if i wanted a friend i'd buy a dog

[whozleft]

I heard this one recently...

 

You can't polish a turd!

[BoomerCPO]

if i wanted a friend i'd buy a dog

 

 

Make sure ya get one who will not chew up yer boots or underwear.

 

Boomer.........who now owns a toothless mutt.......which adds significant longevity to pork chop bones.

[1BigDog]

"When I rode the short bus I licked the windows so I could taste the world as it went by"

[Dark Wolf]

Don't worry abuot the mule pullin, just load the wagon

[Sailor]

"Giving money and power to a politician is like giving whiskey and the car keys to a teenager."

[eazyduzzit]

"We own nothing. Even our bodies are loaned to us. Empty shells. Concentrate on the infinite and ignore the temporal." - Kwai Chang Caine

 

In memory of David Carradine...

[abnormalwon]

You can polish a turd, but it still stinks!

[friendrobert]

You can't criticize an humble man. You either bow to him or crucify him.

[campfire12]

To soon we grow old, To late we grow smart!

[RDawson]

You can only pull your big girl panties up and deal with it so many times before the elastic breaks and you show your butt.

[CaseyJ955]

Dont piss in the tall grass if you cant play with the big dogs.

[saddlebum]

The smartest man is not the one who knows everything but the one who knows there is still much to learn.

[slowrollwv]

Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining.

[venturesome]

Just when you think you are..... You aint!

[RDawson]

Just follow me.

 

Famous words of Carl. :cool10:

[eagleeye]

A question is not a question if you know the answer too

[saddlebum]

If you can see your scoots front wheel you ain't lost yet.

[Marcarl]

There is always more than one way to skin a cat.

[BlueSky]

People who give up their freedom for security deserve neither. Benjamin Franklin

 

People who beat their swords into plows will plow for the people who keep their swords. Thomas Jefferson

[Marcarl]

If you don't succeed at first, try, try and try again.

[Barnacle442]

If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin til you do suck seed. ~ Curly Howard