Dave77459 Posted April 27, 2009 #1 Posted April 27, 2009 (edited) I was aware that I was being overtaken by two bikes. I should have expected to, since I was only going 80mph in 60mph zone. They were still small in my mirror when I began the freeway-to-freeway merge. There is an advisory speed of 40mph on this dual-lane left exit. I slowed to 60mph, and was prepared to go even slower. As I began to bank into the turn, one of the bikes--the sportbike--blew past. My wife thought he was going 100mph, but it was more likely 80mph. Uncontent to merely pass, he decided to teach me a lesson by cutting in front of me. As he did, he hit one of the expansion joints. It was patched like crap, forming a little hump. Hitting the hump, he went airpborne. He landed astride the next, even bigger hump. At that point, I had a problem. He was skidding, fishtailing and leaving a dark black mark on the road. I thought for sure he was going down and I was running him over. I slowed rapidly, senses hyper aware. He managed to keep it straight enough, but began smoking. He was also slowing, and made an emergency veer to the right shoulder. He made it safely and was looking down at his engine as he rolled to a stop when I passed and didn't look back. I take that back, because I know his riding partner, a chopper, was stopping for him. I saw that I had driven through a rain sprinkle, with droplets on my windscreen. When it didn't begin to run like water, I reached over the screen and felt oil. He had indeed taught me a lesson by spraying my bike with his oil. I think he spanked his oil pan when he landed or something. So now... how do I clean motor oil from the front of the bike? It's on the chrome, the paint, the plastic, and the windscreen. I don't suppose I can use Formula 409, so what can I use? Edited April 27, 2009 by Dave77459
SaltyDawg Posted April 27, 2009 #2 Posted April 27, 2009 I would use Simple Green Automotive solution. It cuts grease like no other. I just cleaned my engine and it looks like new. It's not supposed to harm painted surfaces or chrome. I wouldn't use Formula 409 that's for sure.
Dave77459 Posted April 27, 2009 Author #3 Posted April 27, 2009 I would use Simple Green Automotive solution. It cuts grease like no other. I just cleaned my engine and it looks like new. It's not supposed to harm painted surfaces or chrome. I wouldn't use Formula 409 that's for sure. Where can I find it? Wallyworld?
pegscraper Posted April 27, 2009 #4 Posted April 27, 2009 I would use Simple Green Automotive solution. +1. Spray it on, hose it off. Mallwart probably has it. Any automotive parts house will also have it.
Venturous Randy Posted April 27, 2009 #5 Posted April 27, 2009 Uncontent to merely pass, he decided to teach me a lesson by cutting in front of me. As he did, he hit one of the expansion joints. It was patched like crap, forming a little hump. Hitting the hump, he went airpborne. He landed astride the next, even bigger hump. Well, do you think he learned anything from the Lesson he taught you? RandyA
Monsta Posted April 27, 2009 #6 Posted April 27, 2009 If you cannot locate Simple Green at WalMart, get Castol Super Clean and a spray bottle. Mix a 35%/65% solution (SC/H2O) and spray down your bike. Rinse off. You may need to use a wet rag to work it in a bit.
Monty Posted April 27, 2009 #7 Posted April 27, 2009 Awesome works great also. You can get it at Wal-Mart or Dollar General. Best stuff I have ever used.
a1bummer Posted April 27, 2009 #10 Posted April 27, 2009 Menards has Simple Green by the gallon. Wally World only has it in the smaller spray bottles. If I remember right that is.
KiteSquid Posted April 27, 2009 #11 Posted April 27, 2009 Lots of detergant and water. IF you use Simple Green or a diluted Super Clean make sure the bike is cold and out of the sun. I have had this stuff lift the plastic chrome on one of my cars...
Dave77459 Posted April 27, 2009 Author #12 Posted April 27, 2009 Lots of detergant and water. IF you use Simple Green or a diluted Super Clean make sure the bike is cold and out of the sun. I have had this stuff lift the plastic chrome on one of my cars... I guess I'll have to take the bike indoors then. Cold and Houston don't go together between February and December. Thanks all for the advice.
wes0778 Posted April 27, 2009 #13 Posted April 27, 2009 Lots of detergant and water. IF you use Simple Green or a diluted Super Clean make sure the bike is cold and out of the sun. I have had this stuff lift the plastic chrome on one of my cars... If you are talking about the Delta Foremost branded Super Clean, straight from the jug, it can be used as a paint stripper:yikes:, of sorts...
FJR Rider Posted April 27, 2009 #14 Posted April 27, 2009 Dang sportbikes...sprayed that oil straight back . A cruiser would have dumped it straight down
friesman Posted April 27, 2009 #15 Posted April 27, 2009 Dang sportbikes...sprayed that oil straight back . A cruiser would have dumped it straight down Nope that aint the case, just ask Lone Eagle what happened to his beautiful etched windshield when he was following me down to VW IV last summer. I think he might still be trying to get that misty oily film offa his bike, (I moved to the back after I realized that my real seal was blowing oil out) Brian
FJR Rider Posted April 27, 2009 #16 Posted April 27, 2009 My comment was purely TPFIC (tongue planted firmly in cheek). It was the "humor" of the title of the post..."A sportbike coated..."
1BigDog Posted April 27, 2009 #18 Posted April 27, 2009 All you guys are a bunch of lightweights...I would have used a good old fashioned Brillo pad............ :whistling:
friesman Posted April 28, 2009 #19 Posted April 28, 2009 My comment was purely TPFIC (tongue planted firmly in cheek). It was the "humor" of the title of the post..."A sportbike coated..." I understood your humour, sorry if I caused you to any issues, my comment was meant in jest as well, OOPs!
Pegasus1300 Posted April 28, 2009 #20 Posted April 28, 2009 DO NOT USE Simple Green on the windshield it will craze it in no time.Dont' ask how I know this but it will ruin a windshield. Any mild soap in a highly diluted form will work.There are many carwash formulas that would carefully clean the surface and should be safe for your finishes.
SaltyDawg Posted April 28, 2009 #21 Posted April 28, 2009 Lots of detergant and water. IF you use Simple Green or a diluted Super Clean make sure the bike is cold and out of the sun. I have had this stuff lift the plastic chrome on one of my cars... Simple Green Automotive is not as strong as regular Simple Green. That stuff needs to be diluted. That's why I recommended Simple Green Automotive it doesn't need to be diluted. I would recommend a good coat of Honda spray polish afterward.
FJR Rider Posted April 28, 2009 #22 Posted April 28, 2009 I understood your humour, sorry if I caused you to any issues, my comment was meant in jest as well, OOPs! No issues...I understood your humor as well...all smiles on my end
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