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FW: Cute-Who Said Poetry Was Dull?

 

 

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> When me prayers were poorly said

> Who tucked me in me widdle bed

> And spanked me till me ass was red,

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> Me Mudder!

> Who took me from me cozy cot

> And put me on the ice cold pot

> And made me pee when I could not,

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> Me Mudder!

> And when the morning light would come

> And in me crib me dribbled some

> Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,

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Me Mudder!

> Who would me hair so neatly part

> And hug me gently to her heart

> Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,

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> Me Mudder!

> Who looked at me with eyebrows knit

> And nearly have a king size fit

> When in me Sunday pants me ****,

> Me Mudder!

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> When at night her bed did squeak

> Me raised me head to have a peek

> Who yelled at me to go to sleep,

> Me Fadder!

> !!!!!!!!!

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