I just read this in the paper!

[Yama Mama]

Happy April Fools Day. I just hate practical jokes.

I would never play a practical joke on anyone. I think they are really cruel.

Ok so what is the best joke you have played on April Fools Day.

I need ideas.

Yama Mama:innocent-emoticon:

[mini-muffin]

Who said Yamaha doesn't go with the times.

 

Margaret

[mother]

when everyone was asleep, i got up and set all the clocks in the house ahead 2 hours. when our girls alarm clocks went off, we all got up and had breakfast together. only trouble it was not 7am, it was actually 5am. talk about women being grumpy.

i also taped down all the phone receiver buttons and used my cell to call the house.

[friesman]

I filled the powdered coffe creamer container with Eno and then sat back and watched the expressions when everyones coffe foamed over at coffee time.

Its not elegant but its worth a laugh.

 

Brian

[timgray]

when everyone was asleep, i got up and set all the clocks in the house ahead 2 hours. when our girls alarm clocks went off, we all got up and had breakfast together. only trouble it was not 7am, it was actually 5am. talk about women being grumpy.

i also taped down all the phone receiver buttons and used my cell to call the house.

 

13 years ago I was incredibly evil to my college room-mate. Replace the fuel pump relay with the Defroster relay. works great for the 10 minutes the defroster should be on for. then the fuel pump dies. car will not start until you turn the ignition off and then on again. Then it will run for another 10 minutes.

 

I also replaced his screen saver on his PC with one that looks like the computer crashed.

 

It was a payback... He dumped a box of feeder crickets into my room at midnight, it took me 3 weeks to get rid of them...

[OMG]

mother is just full of them,

 

i get up in the morning and go to put sugar in my coffee and the whole bowl comes up with the spoon.( he put saran wrap over the top of the dish) he also taped the spray nozzel on the sink so when i turned on the water i got it in the face. he does alot of planning for april 1st.

 

have fun

[BradT]

he does alot of planning for april 1st.

 

Yah but he has 364 days to think of them. It's a good thing he forgets most of them.

 

Brad

[Yama Mama]

These are all good April Fool Jokes.

I do not know what it is, but somehow I just feel different today. I guess I will figure it out tomorrow.

 

Mama Hog:big-grin-emoticon:

[MiCarl]

I don't do April Fools jokes. I think the whole thing is childish!

[mini-muffin]

when everyone was asleep, i got up and set all the clocks in the house ahead 2 hours. when our girls alarm clocks went off, we all got up and had breakfast together. only trouble it was not 7am, it was actually 5am. talk about women being grumpy.

i also taped down all the phone receiver buttons and used my cell to call the house.

 

Ah paybacks can hurt. I got a good one for Sherry. Do you folks have any super glue? Never mind what I would have her do with it. It's a secret only for the gals.

Now that I think of it might be way too embarrassing to go to the hospital afterward. :rotf::rotf:

 

Margaret

[greg_in_london]

We didn't have any fun at work today - just a post on the school intranet setting out more work with yet another new initiative (I've deleted the staff & student surnames):

New PSHE scheme

 

http://forum.benshammanor.com/phpBB3/styles/prosilver/imageset/icon_post_target.gifby Rxxxxxxx on Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:32 am

My apologies for the short notice but in my role as PSHE subject leader I have just been notified about an important new initiative to give pupils a greater say in the running of their schools. I have decided to post this into the chat area so that staff can give feedback as appropriate before the scheme comes into operation.

 

Schools are now expected to identify pupils to act as " Head of Year". These pupils will work closely with their adult counterparts. The relevant adult MUST consult with the nominated pupil before enacting any decisons regarding detentions, homework setting, putting children on report etc. It is expected that meetings will be set up during non-contact time for this consultation to take place. The following children have been nominated;

 

"Pupil Head of Year 7" - Grant xxxxxx

"Pupil Head of Year 8" - Danielle xxxxxx

"Pupil Head of Year 9" - Elijah xxxxxxx

"Pupil Head of Year 10" - Megan xxxxxxx

"Pupil Head of Year 11" - Xenos xxxxxxx

 

Schools are also expected to nominate pupils to act as counterparts to Senior Management. These children MUST be consulted and their approval sought before any managerial decisions regarding the day to day running of the school are enacted.

 

"Pupil Headteacher" - Sean xxxxx

"Pupil Deputy Head" - Treslin xxxxx

"Pupil Assistant Headteacher" - Osman xxxxxxx

 

Your feedback is welcomed but please note that we expected to bring this scheme into effect from today's date.

Rob

[Yama Mama]

I got through the whole day and no one played an April Fool Joke on me.

I guess it is just not funny anymore.

 

Mama Hog:big-grin-emoticon:

[MiCarl]

YAMA MAMA, I know you were not feeling quite yourself yesterday. Glad to see you're (almost) back to your old self.

[dray]

i wont go into detail but lets just say there was a rat trap and a willow branch involved and something to do with the woman's outhouse at a campground